PA State Troopers *FUNNY*

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by ChicknThief, Mar 14, 2008.

  1. ChicknThief

    ChicknThief Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 12, 2008
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    PA. STATE TROOPERS



    1) Good:



    An Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
    wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old
    boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read
    "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the
    road with a sign reading "TIPS" . . . and a bucket full of money. (And
    we kids used to just sell lemonade!)


    2) Better:



    A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
    automated radar post in Pittsburgh , PA. A $40 speeding ticket was
    included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
    The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.


    3) Absolute Best:



    A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State
    Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
    said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers
    Ball." He replied "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls." There
    was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd
    just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and
    left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.......



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  2. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
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    [​IMG] oh man the last one was totally the best,
     
  3. Lothiriel

    Lothiriel Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    [​IMG] OHHH! that was tooooo funny!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] great, ChicknThief! [​IMG]
     
  4. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

    [​IMG] LOL! [​IMG]
     
  5. RubberChickenLubber

    RubberChickenLubber Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. Poulets De Cajun

    Poulets De Cajun Overrun With Chickens

    This one is good too! Man who knew all these posts were hiding in the old pages of the forum! Great stuff to keep me awake at 3am!
     
  7. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    I just sent these to my nephew who is an AZ state trooper. Love it.
     

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