Who hasn't been parked at a highway exit thinking
" no officer, honestly, I'm just waiting for someone to meet me about some chickens!"
"Why no officer, I am not a safety hazard. I am just waiting to meet someone with chick's in a cooler."
"Yes sir, a cooler."
"Doesn't everyone keep their chicks in a cooler?"
"LOL, no sir, it wouldn't be safe to let the girls run around the car. Better to keep them locked up, safe and sound."
"No sir, I have never heard of Ted Bundy."