I know! There's some weird ones on there, just recently i saw an add for a job for "professional cuddling" or something like that. Whhhaaattt?? I hope you find someone local that can process for you, or teach. I lucked out when i was able to hook up with wingstone and learned from her, it was a great help.
It's not that I don't know how to process a bird, I'm just too lazy. It's easier to give them away and go buy a cut up chicken in the store. My sister has bad memories of us being forced to help when we were kids, so she's not interested either.
It only takes a couple minutes per bird....joking...
I am kind of like the grocery store only folks are getting their own birds back..