Quote: Many years ago my brother came back from a trip. He got home right around my bedtime, so he came to mine and my sister's room, and gave us our gifts. I got a fat pencil. My sister got a slingshot. My mother warned him to not give it to her, but he just laughed, and said it wasn't like she could figure out how to use it! Five minutes later my sister told me to sit up. She them knocked me out! She had found a black Jelly bean from almost a year before. It was hard as a rock. She was David, and I was Goliath! I sported a bruise in the center of my forehead for quite some time!
I know that was a dangerous encounter, but I couldn't help laugh, that is something I would have done to one of the brothers.