Chicken in the shed. Stoke up the BBQ. Neighbor lady comes across street. "Seen my rooster"? "Nah don't see no Rooster round here but wanna set a spell and have somegood old fashioned BBQ"? Good tasty free ranged chicken.
This is a funny thread. I vote for the BBQ. I know if someones animals kept coming onto my property and the owner isnt going to be responsible enough to contain them so they arent a nuisance, sounds like dinner to me!!