Pet names that are just plain weird?

[Raven81]

i had a cat named bus face,
atm there is a cat ' kuntiva' or kunta for short ( coz he is a c*nt of a cat )
a blue heeler named 'podge' ( was the biggest fattest pup from my other dog )
a teenage dorking roo named 'boobs'

 

[Sushi]

Cats: Colitis, Illiatis, Snot Nose and Stretch. Cuppasoup, the serama rooster, because he isnt big enough for a whole pot and his hen, Chicken Nugget.

 

[newchik715]

two of my baby chicks are named esa and ona bc my four year old made up some names on the spot and we stuck with them...one is named egg and the fourth is yellow and it is named white....kids.

 

[TigerLilly]

Pets of the past...
Bacon - pot belly pig
Athena, Hera, Artemis, Zeus--greek mythology names for my boas & pythons
Spaz, Daffodil, Golden Boy, Midnight Cowboy--some names for current ball pythons
but my all-time favorite is the cat I let one of my boys name:
Buttawoose!

 

[BorderKelpie]

I have a shih tzu that came to us with the name Isaac. He only answers to 'Sick Puppy' though.
A red sex link roo named Toast because as a chick he was the color of cinnamon toast.
An EE roo named Lilac (his mother's name was Flower and his sister's Lilly) - DD did that.

I have a cat named Bubble Gum, and my favorite name - a Dumeril's bow named Cyanide. Everyone asked if he's poisonous so - he's a poison. (and, no, snakes are not poisonous - you can eat them, some are venomous, though).

Oh, my DD's little blue chickens - Twich, Fidget and Prozac. I worry about that kid sometimes...............

edited because my brain needs a spell check *sigh*

 

[gettinaclue]

One of my BO is named Lizard...my DD said I couldn't name anymore after that.

However, when the time comes to get more chickens for laying, at least on of them will be named seizure. I saw that several post ago and got a really good laugh out of it.

 

[zsazsa chick]

Zsa-Zsa after ms. Gabor, Goldie after ms. Hawn, coco after ms. Chanel, amelia after ms. Earhart, bob betty and Judy (the triplets) named after the characters in white Christmas. My dog bogie (we lost him a few weeks ago) after Humphrey bogart. Whew

and that's only a fourth of my pets. Oh and not to forget my parotlet joli. That's French for pretty....which he is! Ok, enough of my boring names, let's hear some more from the rest of you.

 

[shelleyd2008]

We have 2 dogs named Cutie Pie and Rainbow....yeah, they're my son's dogs and he's 6

 

[Sjisty]

We have a rooster named Glory, Frick and Frack (sister hens), caged bird named Tater Salad. The list could go on forever. Rocky the rooster. Used to have Rocky 1, 2, and 3 (if they can do sequels, so can we). Nonnie the hen (short for anonymous because couldn't come up with a name for her). Kermit the frog-eater roo.

 

[key west chick]

Had a 8 foot boa constrictor named Dinky. Friend had a black dog named Turd.