Pet Peeves

[nuthatched]

My local meeses seem to be suckers for Reese's butterscotch chips.

You're going to find me, with my lips caught in a trap like Garfield....

 

[electrycmonk]

You're going to find me, with my lips caught in a trap like Garfield....

Something akin to this, I suppose?

 

[Bonkerelli]

When a nat flies near on in your eyes or nose.

 

[electrycmonk]

When a nat flies near on in your eyes or nose.

Speaking of “flies”!

Those small all black flies that byte like a fire ant! Yeah…. Them too! Oh my word they hurt! Definitely a top 10 pet peeve list situation.

 

[Bonkerelli]

Speaking of “flies”!

Those small all black flies that byte like a fire ant! Yeah…. Them too! Oh my word they hurt! Definitely a top 10 pet peeve list situation.

Horse fly is what we call them. They take a chunk outta your skin!

 

[nuthatched]

When women assume that since they're a woman, their natural key is soprano.
T'aint so, Honey! Or, even worse, they scoff at any woman that sings anything else.

 

[azurbanclucker]

When women assume that since they're a woman, their natural key is soprano.
T'aint so, Honey! Or, even worse, they scoff at any woman that sings anything else.

"That lady drops more bass than I do!"

--All the tenors in the house.

 

[Sally PB]

When women assume that since they're a woman, their natural key is soprano.
T'aint so, Honey! Or, even worse, they scoff at any woman that sings anything else.

Hear hear!

My range is contralto. (Think Karen Carpenter.) It pissed me off that the sopranos and tenors got the best lines.

If I could write an opera, the hero would be a bass or baritone. The heroine would be a contralto. They would have lots of servants who were sopranos and tenors.

 

[Isadora]

My range is contralto. (Think Karen Carpenter.)

 

[azurbanclucker]

Hear hear!

My range is contralto. (Think Karen Carpenter.) It pissed me off that the sopranos and tenors got the best lines.

If I could write an opera, the hero would be a bass or baritone. The heroine would be a contralto. They would have lots of servants who were sopranos and tenors.

Mike Rowe could be the male lead.