Pet Peeves

[Sally PB]

The kicker was when another relative showed up at my house one day without warning and told me she was having a party for her son and was expecting about 11 people to show up any minute. AT MY HOUSE. Her house was too small for a party, she said. So she was using mine. Lol. I let her know in no uncertain terms that no, that was not happening. A party at MY house and I was neither inforned nor even INVITED? Oh no, she didn't. I think I may have turned into one of these:

This. Blows. My. Mind.

 

[EmmaDonovan]

I hate it when I'm sleeping and I have some long involved dream, and my body locks in position (that's a normal temporary paralysis during REM sleep which prevents you from acting out your dreams), except I'm laying in some awkward position, so when I finally wake up I have all these stiff muscles and feel like I haven't gotten any sleep. Then I spend the day tired and battling stiff, crampy muscles.

 

[EmmaDonovan]

Scented fireplace logs.

Bad enough in town but particularly awful when camping.

 

[notabitail]

Scented fireplace logs.

Bad enough in town but particularly awful when camping.

Eewwww. What did they smell like?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Scented fireplace logs.

Bad enough in town but particularly awful when camping.

They're supposed to smell like .. LOGS!

 

[EmmaDonovan]

Eewwww. What did they smell like?

They aren't real wood logs, they're manufactured from sawdust and wax and other weird combustible stuff. They add fragrance that's supposed to make them smell like fir or something but it really smells like perfumed burnt coffee grounds. Bleh.

They even make manufactured logs that are supposed to smell like KFC. What is going on in someone's life that they require fire materials to smell like fried chicken?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

They aren't real wood logs, they're manufactured from sawdust and wax and other weird combustible stuff. They add fragrance that's supposed to make them smell like fir or something but it really smells like perfumed burnt coffee grounds. Bleh.

They even make manufactured logs that are supposed to smell like KFC. What is going on in someone's life that they require fire materials to smell like fried chicken?

Eeewwww

 

[The Moonshiner]

They aren't real wood logs, they're manufactured from sawdust and wax and other weird combustible stuff. They add fragrance that's supposed to make them smell like fir or something but it really smells like perfumed burnt coffee grounds. Bleh.

They even make manufactured logs that are supposed to smell like KFC. What is going on in someone's life that they require fire materials to smell like fried chicken?

I was thinking smelling like bacon cooking would be cool.

 

[tripletfeb]

I was thinking smelling like bacon cooking would be cool.

Or you could just cook bacon

 

[The Moonshiner]

Or you could just cook bacon

I ain't got money for that. You seen bacon prices lately?