Pippin's Random Ramblings!!! 🐣😜

[PippinTheChicken]

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Crap! Henny run! He's no good!

100% of all ppl exposed to water will die

 

[Everose]

100% of all ppl exposed to water will die

It's true! This is why I only drink Dr.Coke.

 

[Silkie Princess]

The Mangled Thighs​

A Crime Thriller
by Poopes Fluffy Manor​

Mangled thighs have been turning up all over the muck pile and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a beak, and still nobody has a clue who the Greedy killer is.
Chirp Baby not an angel is a Big butted and Lovely proffesional chick maker with a fondness for food. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the stupid killer.
When his Girlfriend, Poppy The beautiful, is kidnapped, Chirp not an angel finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a peculiar blade.
He enlists the help of an Impossible gardener called butt fluff.
Can fluff help not an angel overcome his coffee addiction and find the answers before the ruthless killer and his deadly beak strike again

 

[Silkie Princess]

 

[ChuckenWing]

Hahaha

Hi pippin I’ve returned in many months

 

[Silkie Princess]

This one is not very good

 

[PippinTheChicken]

Heya

 

[PippinTheChicken]

https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/create.php?song=25

 

[PippinTheChicken]

https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/create.php?song=25

Last Christmas, I gave you my chicken
But the very next day, you showed it off on BYC
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Pippin

I'm dreaming of a poopy Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the eggs glisten and chickens listen
To hear clucking in the snow

You were friendly
You were lovable
Monarch of the coop
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the chickens they were singing
You asked me to cluck
And then we did crow

But then last Christmas, I gave you my chicken
And the very next day, you showed it off on BYC
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Pippin instead

You're smelly
You're skittish
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas coop
At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas coop,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some turkey
And me and Pippin will crow

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about ducks
I just want Pippin for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Pippin

Oh, Pippin yeah, oh Pippin yeah
Pippin the chicken is a smart, cute soul
Pippin the chicken is a fairy tale they say

Pippin baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
Pippin baby, won't you crow with me tonight?

So here it is, poopy Christmas
Everybody's here to cluck
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having a poopy Christmastime
Simply having a poopy Christmastime

 

[Everose]

Last Christmas, I gave you my chicken
But the very next day, you showed it off on BYC
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Pippin

I'm dreaming of a poopy Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the eggs glisten and chickens listen
To hear clucking in the snow

You were friendly
You were lovable
Monarch of the coop
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the chickens they were singing
You asked me to cluck
And then we did crow

But then last Christmas, I gave you my chicken
And the very next day, you showed it off on BYC
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Pippin instead

You're smelly
You're skittish
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas coop
At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas coop,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some turkey
And me and Pippin will crow

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about ducks
I just want Pippin for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Pippin

Oh, Pippin yeah, oh Pippin yeah
Pippin the chicken is a smart, cute soul
Pippin the chicken is a fairy tale they say

Pippin baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
Pippin baby, won't you crow with me tonight?

So here it is, poopy Christmas
Everybody's here to cluck
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having a poopy Christmastime
Simply having a poopy Christmastime

I'm gonna die!