Places in the US where No Idiots Live

[ChickyLaura]

I am a Psych Nurse. I just said to my DH the other day that I like "crazy" people better than "normal" people. He just looked at me, and I said "Well, crazy people make more sense to me than 'normal' people do!" And that's the truth, 100%!

 

[Steve_of_sandspoultry]

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I beg to differ with that statement. Here in CA we have idiots in every shape, size, social status, economic status. I think our idiots far outweight those on the east coast.

Idoicy is a state of mind just as being "normal" is. In my travels over the world and in our country there are plenty of both no matter where you live. I just scrape off the ones I don't like and go on with my life. Yes it's true you do have to scrape alot but that's the way it goes sometimes. The only ones that come close to really bothering me are the ones that are 2 faced.

Steve

 

[chickenofthesea]

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Our covenants will ban alarm clocks! Roosters, yes. Alarm clocks, no. Any noob who complains about chickens gets a visit, from Team NutPunch. Followed by a polite gift basket, comprised of a large, cardboard box, some wood shavings, a feeder, a waterer, a smaller box that is making cheeping noises and a heat lamp.

Our community CC&Rs will state that you can have more than one vehicle (exhaust system optional) but at least one of the vehicles must be able to carry cargo (vagueness included for free), chickens are required, gardens are required. Except for the nudists, fences should be no more than elbow high, so you don't bonk the bottom of the pie plate, flower arrangements and casserole dishes on them, when passing stuff back and forth, to the neighbors.

Politeness is required. Disagreements will be settled by the spouses of the people involved. In the event of a tie, the matter will be settled by a contest to see whomever can grow the largest pumpkin.

The only true sin will be not taking care of your animals.

Spanking is okay.

Tube tops are not okay.

I vote you mayor.

 

[Brick243]

No such place, wish there was, but idiots are everywhere.

 

[emvickrey]

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Do me a favor then. Say that I'm gonna be rich and instead of saying I, say my name, PLEASE

 

[emvickrey]

OOPS, Sorry, the IDIOT just came pouring out of me.

 

[fancbrd4me02]

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I beg to differ with that statement. Here in CA we have idiots in every shape, size, social status, economic status. I think our idiots far outweight those on the east coast.

Debbie, I'm sorry I have to disagree with both of ya...there seem to be plenty of idiots to go around. I have visited many states and met a ton of idiots in each one of them. Coast to coast.

I would like to add that if anyone finds an idiot free town, please let me know.

 

[Backyard_Chicken_rancher]

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Yep it is called the country in Texas the small towns here are that way I should know I live in one so Come on down Texans will greet you with open arms.

 

[WoodlandWoman]

Seriously, I think there are all kinds of people living everywhere. I've met nice people all over this country, outside of this country and from other countries. I've also met jerks in and from all those places. I do find it helpful to not have neighbors so close that you may as well be sharing the same house.

 

[greenfamilyfarms]

Maybe we should create one of those cults and name it BYC-topia. Then, everybody will think WE are the crazy ones and leave us alone.