POLL TIME! Can you SWIM?

[Chookwagn]

You are not a mermaid!?!?

 

[Chookwagn]

You are not a mermaid!?!?

I'm not a tarded one like @Conan

 

[JacinLarkwell]

like THE Rock. He'd go under in seconds. Muscle mass is way more dense and you're gonna be negatively buoyant if you're ripped.

One reaction wasn't enough. My coworker thinks I'm nuts

 

[Chookwagn]

like THE Rock. He'd go under in seconds. Muscle mass is way more dense and you're gonna be negatively buoyant if you're ripped.

I think The Rock would be better at "stinging like a bee"

 

[sdm111]

Like a fish. Growing up on the bayou it's all we did in the summer and most of our "winter"

 

[muddy75]

I selected other ….. I can swim/float but I don’t “enjoy” swimming nor know any particular stroke.

 

[Kiki]

I selected other ….. I can swim/float but I don’t “enjoy” swimming nor know any particular stroke.

I don't swim anymore either.

 

[sourland]

Yes, but not particularly well. After nearly drowning as an 11 year old, I spent a summer learning how to swim in my best friend's pool.

 

[sourland]

One thing I love doing, is swimming under water. Nothing quite beats it!

Umm, not even coming up for air ?

 

[gimmie birdies]

I don't really swim, I dunk. I can wear a gunny sack to the beach/pool and some woman will tell me there are children present..."Oh you mean your husband?"