Poll Time:. Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip

[SarahLadd]

That's IT !! I am going to TELL your Mom what you said about her cooking unless you take back ALL the mean nasty things you said about mayonnaise there missy!! and cook me a mayonnaise and bologna sammich too! .... with Ranch !!

Aaron

I tell my mom I'm better at cooking than her all the time. My dad agrees. I still haven't gotten him to conclude that he simply does not like steak, however. If you don't like steak that doesn't lie between medium to rare, you don't like steak. You're a burger person, and that's okay. But cooking a steak medium to well done is heresy and you'll be gently, but firmly asked to leave if you want me to cook it that way.

I don't think I said anything bad about mayo. I dislike the 'whip. Not the whip though, my car is the tits.

 

[Kiki]

I'm wondering where Kewpie is on the poll.

What!?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Why did you buy a pack of 50?
You should have just bought one pack because look here you are wasting it.

It’s not a pack of 50 lol there’s only 8 little pouches in there also it didn’t come in a smaller size or I would have. And I’m not wasting it! Just haven’t found a use for it yet. Originally got it cause dad’s friend said it was good on chicken but haven’t made chicken yet. Then Mare told me about something else with it.

 

[Kiki]

I'm afraid that (young and supple) eldritch horrors such as myself won't fit in the frame.

I can't wait till I can go back and catch up.
@Conan please tell me she posted a picture.
Please.

 

[Painted Calls]

I tell my mom I'm better at cooking than her all the time. My dad agrees. I still haven't gotten him to conclude that he simply does not like steak, however. If you don't like steak that doesn't lie between medium to rare, you don't like steak. You're a burger person, and that's okay. But cooking a steak medium to well done is heresy and you'll be gently, but firmly asked to leave if you want me to cook it that way.

I don't think I said anything bad about mayo. I dislike the 'whip. Not the whip though, my car is the tits.

Where do you stand on burgers though?

 

[Everose]

I had a guy cook me a medium-well steak once... we're not on speaking terms anymore.

 

[Ascholten]

Steak medium to rare is good, otherwise you are cooking the flavor out of it.
That is one thing I see people do that I will never understand.

THey will take a perfectly good steak, smash about half a pound of salt into it, then throw it on a grill at 800 degrees to 'sear it'. When it's like shoe leather, it's done? Well, congrats I guess, you figured out a way to thermally brine meat... I think?

 

[Painted Calls]

I can't wait till I can go back and catch up.
@Conan please tell me she posted a picture.
Please.

You knew the answer to that before you even asked it.

 

[BantyChooks]

I can't wait till I can go back and catch up.
@Conan please tell me she posted a picture.
Please.

Never.

 

[Painted Calls]

Steak medium to rare is good, otherwise you are cooking the flavor out of it.
That is one thing I see people do that I will never understand.

THey will take a perfectly good steak, smash about half a pound of salt into it, then throw it on a grill at 800 degrees to 'sear it'. When it's like shoe leather, it's done? Well, congrats I guess, you figured out a way to thermally brine meat... I think?

Thank YOU.