Poll Time:. Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip

[Brooks_]

then have to wash it.

Just blow it off, it's fine.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Cause I'm too lazy to site there with a knife for an hour.

If it takes you an HOUR to chop up some carrots then you are doing it wrong…. Even I, the slowest chopper in the world, does not take an HOUR

 

[shawluvsbirds]

How is there a huge thread dedicated to the discussion of mayonnaise on a chicken forum!?

Some kid joins and sees this, they're like "wtf"

B-cause lots of chicken people prefer their birds and critters over actually socializing IRL meaning we don't have much of a life meaning we end up sitting around discussing our mayonnaise preferences on a chicken forum.

 

[SarahLadd]

Oh man that sounds so good.
Sprouts are a fav side of mine.
I have a surplus of yellow squash & zucchini for tonight.
Our beef comes from a local farm.

I read the one you said work out naked & I started rolling! Guys at work turned round ???

Eyes upon you. Well I have a lake house & a 70yr something lady lives next door. Her yard is small so I just always mow it for her. Most time I mow shirtless & shorts. When I got done she walked out and started to explain that she likes watching the birds. It didn't click in my head what she meant. Then she explained about using binoculars and being at the window etc.
Click. Oh. I just told her it was fine. I didn't think anything about it.
Told the wife and she laughed.

I mean.. If you can, why not?

I have also had this happen to me, but not because I'm mowing. I like to sunbathe. Of course my neighbors to my backyard have a great big ol' window looking toward my property, and I have noticed the old man in the window every few saturdays when I walk out with my blanket and glass of chardonnay. I have a very specific section of my property that I use for this purpose, that has no vantage point for any eyes. However, the last time I caught him looking I stared right back. Gotta assert dominance. They moved 2 weeks ago, thank cluck. Technically, it is legal to be topless in Minneapolis, although very few ladies exercise this new benefit. I cover my [CENSORED] with stickers and shirt up before leaving my privacy corner.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

If it takes you an HOUR to chop up some carrots then you are doing it wrong…. Even I, the slowest chopper in the world, does not take an HOUR

Still. Too lazy to chop up carrots for 15 minutes when I can just let my teeth do all the work.

 

[ShrekDawg]

But carrots, celery, broccoli, or whatever veggies you can find really adds filler so you are more satisfied, texture, and a nice flavor!

What flavor!? Puke!?

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I mean.. If you can, why not?

I have also had this happen to me, but not because I'm mowing. I like to sunbathe. Of course my neighbors to my backyard have a great big ol' window looking toward my property, and I have noticed the old man in the window every few saturdays when I walk out with my blanket and glass of chardonnay. I have a very specific section of my property that I use for this purpose, that has no vantage point for any eyes. However, the last time I caught him looking I stared right back. Gotta assert dominance. They moved 2 weeks ago, thank cluck. Technically, it is legal to be topless in Minneapolis, although very few ladies exercise this new benefit. I cover my nips with nipsticks and shirt up before leaving my privacy corner.

Hey.. where there's a will there's a way by golly!

 

[B-Goock]

I mean.. If you can, why not?

I have also had this happen to me, but not because I'm mowing. I like to sunbathe. Of course my neighbors to my backyard have a great big ol' window looking toward my property, and I have noticed the old man in the window every few saturdays when I walk out with my blanket and glass of chardonnay. I have a very specific section of my property that I use for this purpose, that has no vantage point for any eyes. However, the last time I caught him looking I stared right back. Gotta assert dominance. They moved 2 weeks ago, thank cluck. Technically, it is legal to be topless in Minneapolis, although very few ladies exercise this new benefit. I cover my nips with nipsticks and shirt up before leaving my privacy corner.

Yeah It really didn't bother me. Kinda whatever. Maybe I should get some nip sticks. Lol

 

[shawluvsbirds]

What flavor!? Puke!?

Try roasting your veggies in olive oil and Mrs. Dash. Lots of flavor!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Also too lazy to go dig for a cheese grater, then have to wash it.

Dish washer dude