So, today I am getting ready for a Dr.s appointment. I have recently gained some weight and it has been bothering me. I have just spent 20 minutes going through shirts to try to find one that will strategically hide my jelly rolls. I walk into the living room and The Big Guy says "porkling". I spin around on him like Cruella di Vil and say "Raymond! Why in the world would you say something like that to me? What is your problem?!" He calmly looks me in the eye and says "I said, Is the floor clean?". We then spend 5 minutes laughing our little fannies off! Apparently I am a little sensitive about my weight right now!