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Here I will get started:
1.) Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Alone.
Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Albert Camus: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him.
Grandpa: In my days, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Jack Nicholson: 'cause it f*****g wanted to. That's the f*****g reason.
Colonel Sanders: ****, I missed one!
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
2.) Why did the roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Here's where i got the jokes btw: http://www.craziestjokes.com/hilarious-clean-jokes.html
1.) Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Alone.
Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Albert Camus: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him.
Grandpa: In my days, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Jack Nicholson: 'cause it f*****g wanted to. That's the f*****g reason.
Colonel Sanders: ****, I missed one!
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
2.) Why did the roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Here's where i got the jokes btw: http://www.craziestjokes.com/hilarious-clean-jokes.html
