Probably not a topic anyone wants to think about... But just curious

[debilorrah]

Now ain't that the truth! Oh well, at least it will happen.

 

[eggchel]

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[jvls1942]

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we were at my uncles funeral and the preacher was going on about what a great and wonderful man my uncle was etc..
My brother poked me and whispered, we should get out of here, I think we are at the wrong funeral........

 

[buckeye lady]

Compost pile's fine by me. Maybe in the middle so you can't smell me from the house.

 

[Opa]

I have a friend who is quite a joker. She says she wants to be placed in the casket face down. That way she can show her butt one last time.

 

[debilorrah]

that is a crack up. HAHAHA No pun intended until I realized what I wrote!

 

[Robin'sBrood]

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YEAH!!! Way fun!!! I too hope to be raptured FIRST. But, if push came to shove, cremate me, sprinkle me by a lake and spend the money on others. NOT DEAD ME!!!!

What does raptured mean?

The word Rapture means being caught up or snatched away. The word is used to describe a future event (hopefully soon!) when the Lord Jesus Christ will call all Christians, both dead and alive, up to Heaven.

The Rapture is described in 1 Thessalonians 4:13-17 & 1 Corinthians 15:51-52
The book of Revelation (no "s" on the book of Revelation) describes the events, known as the Tribulation, that will take place after the Rapture.

There is no Biblical prophecy that has to be fulfilled before the Rapture can take place... it could happen at any moment!

Please let me know if you have any other questions, I'll be happy to answer as best I can. You can PM me if you have questions but would rather talk in private.

 

[BFeathered]

Donate the usable parts to those who can benefit, give the rest to a med school for their lab, and burn what's left when done. Scatter ashes at the ocean and mountains. Have a HUGE party, play lots of music, drink your choice of libations and tell as many funny stories and jokes as possible at my expense (I won't be there, I won't care, and I hope I gave many people the gift of laughter over my lifetime). My mother, on the other hand, jokingly says we're supposed to cremate her, then put the ashes in paint. We're then supposed to paint the ceiling in Dad's bedroom with "her" so she can see what happens in the bedroom when he gets remarried!

Personally, I like the idea of skidding into my grave with chocolate and wine in hand, worn out and ragged, yelling "What a ride!"

 

[2468Chickensrgr8]

Oh My Goodness that is a really cool idea ....putting ashes in paint...making a painting !! Gives me another idea !!! thats funny about painting the bedroom ceiling imagine being the new wife !!! hahaha!!! and finding that out hahahahaha!!1 snort snort snort.....

 

[BFeathered]

You can see why I'm warped, with parents like this!