Prokta's Relationship Advice Column

[EmtheFishLady]

Yes. It does. There are things you may find annoying, not being able to get that person out of your mind for example, but I would say overall it's enhanced more than anything else. Love doesn't get in the way of life, it just changes it. For the better generally. It's always a good thing to have a new reason to smile right?




With that said, Spook, you know I'm talking about you right?

 

[Spookwriter]

My beautiful Em, you've always given me a reason to smile.

But Doc...I don't know what to say. It's so unsuspected, so sudden.
We've never exhanged PM's. I didn't have a clue.

You know I'm married...I can't leave my wife. (She took my car keys
and I'm too lazy to walk far.)

Let's just take it slow and see how things work out.

Here...I better lay on the couch some more. Gotta think things over...

Spook...the stunned Spook

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Doc, if you really want Spook that badly, you can catch him on my front porch at noon. Every day at noon. MFB too. They don't get up until noon. They don't run fast either, so a really large sack should be enough to catch them with. You could also just bait a large trap with brownies.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Spook, I think the best advice for your situation with Em comes from a song I've heard. Just be friends. All we gotta do is just be friends.

Em: Thank you very much for your advice!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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What if *I* want more than that? I want more commitment from you Spook!

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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What if *I* want more than that? I want more commitment from you Spook!

He's married!!

 

[Spookwriter]

I understand how you feel, Em.

Several of your friends have talked about how you should be
committed. But I didn't know you were aware of that. Have you
got a nice quiet place picked out?

I'll get right on getting you committed, Em.

First thing in the morning.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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What if *I* want more than that? I want more commitment from you Spook!

He's married!!

Oh, right.

Well, then I suppose we must just continue our secret brownie affair?

 

[Imp]

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Imp- maybe the Doc can help with that.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Just be sure they have internet there, and nice padded walls.