Quicken Auction House (not real)

[Eelantha]

I have just been out beaten... How is this possible!?Nooooo...
Fine, 1050 double yolks

(puts bowls on table) 1100 triple yolks! x3

 

[DogAndCat36]

(puts bowls on table) 1100 triple yolks! x3

1200 socks that do not match! (now you know where you socks went)

 

[Eelantha]

1200 socks that do not match! (now you know where you socks went)

I never lost my socks, so that doesn't work.... 1500 hair ties, because those are easily lost and can just as easily wind up very far away from their owners.

 

[DogAndCat36]

I never lost my socks, so that doesn't work.... 1500 hair ties, because those are easily lost and can just as easily wind up very far away from their owners.

Touchie.
1600 babies, human babies. Ya, I stole babies.

 

[Eelantha]

Touchie.
1600 babies, human babies. Ya, I stole babies.

Eeek, return them to their families at once! OAO
Quickly, before 1650 police officers come barging through your door looking for them. I'll also send 800 boxes of kleenex for the mothers of those babies so they can safely weep with joy when they finally get back their children!
(for reading authorities at large: this is a fake bidding place, aka these are all jokes, we mean no offense to anyone so don't take this seriously!)

 

[cluckmecoop7]

Come on guys.


1,800 dollars

 

[Chickologist]

I was gone for a night and we are almost at 2000$
1,900 dollars
lol

 

[DogAndCat36]

I was gone for a night and we are almost at 2000$
1,900 dollars
lol

1,999 yen!
(also I stayed up past midnight last night, just to bid fake money and babies.)

 

[Eelantha]

2000 FDs.

 

[CCUK]

How about 4 rolls of toilet paper and a packet of pasta?!!