Riddles!

[Weeg]

Stop?
I still don't get why we're watching for cars at a railroad crossing. Am i in a car? Am I a pedestrian? Shouldn't i be concerned about trains? Oh no, ive gone cross-eyed.

Nope!

 

[Weeg]

That

Correct!

 

[Weeg]

An airplane crashed, every single person dies. But two people live. How is this possible?

 

[AvocadoAbi]

An airplane crashed, every single person dies. But two people live. How is this possible?

The two people were a couple?

 

[BlondieSoup]

An airplane crashed, every single person dies. But two people live. How is this possible?

They were stranded and ate the crash victims

 

[Weeg]

They were stranded and ate the crash victims

No

 

[Weeg]

The two people were a couple?

Bravo!

 

[Little Baby Bean]

There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?

 

[Little Baby Bean]

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

(I believe you would actually say "more wet" but that kind of ruins the flow. I've always heard it told this way.)

A towel?

 

[BlondieSoup]

A towel?

Bingo!