Might be fun if we all post a few! I'll start. What has 2 lookers, 2 hookers, 4 down hangers and a fly swat? 2. How can this be? There was a man who had no eyes. He went outside to view the skies. He saw an apple tree with no apples on it. He plucked one off and bit into it. 3. One place on earth where you can walk a mile south, then one mile west , then one mile north and be back where you started. Where?