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CLOSE... BUT NOT QUITE...
BECAUSE OF HIS HAND REARING HE NOW HAS NO FEAR OF HUMANS, ONLY TERRITORIAL AGRESSION, WHEREAS IF NOT HAND REARED THEY WILL STILL BE TERRITORIAL, BUT THEIR NATURAL FEAR OF YOU KEEPS THEM FROM ACTUALLY TRYING THE ATTACK. I HAVE A JUMBO RINGNECK MALE ( HIS NAME IS APTLY "GEORGE") JUST LIKE THIS, SAME PROBLEM ONLY A LIL BIGGER IN SIZE, AND LEMME TELL YA, HE'S A DETERMINED IDIOT ABOUT IT TOO. AND YES HE DOES IT YEAR ROUND HERE.. NOT JUST DURING BREEDING SEASON. IN MY CASE ALL HAS FAILED... GEORGE IS 3 FULL YRS OLD NOW AND THE BEHAVIORS CONTINUE TO THIS DAY WITH NO END IN SIGHT
WE'VE TRIED THE "MOUNT THEM AND EXTABOLISH DOMINANCE" THEORY FROM DUCK PEOPLE... WORKED AS WELL ON HIM AS IT DID ON ANY DUCKS I HAVE TRIED--
NOT! AND NEIGHBORS ARE LIABLE TO TURN YOU INTO TO ANIMAL SERVICES FOR CLAIMS OF BEASTIALITY
WE TRIED THE "GEORGE TREATMEANT" AS IN I WILL HUG HIM AND PET HIM AND LOVE HIM AND CALL HIM GEORGE... WHERE ANYTIME HE GETS CRANKY HE GETS SNATCHED UP AND HANDLED AND CARRIED ABOUT... NO USEFUL EFFECT... HE GOES TO SLEEP WHEN YOU CARRY HIM AROUND LIKE HE DID WHEN HE WAS A CHICK, BUT AS SOON AS YOU PUT HIM DOWN HE'S FULLY AWAKE ALERT AND READY FOR THE NEXT ROUND
HE'S GOTTEN THE SOCCER BALL TREATMENT, AND THE GROUND-DWELLING PINATA TREATMENT, AND THE FIRMAN'S TARGET RANGE TREATMENT ALL TO NO AVAIL....
BEST THING YET (ONLY WORKS FOR ABOUT 2 DAYS.. ) FOLDED THICK NEWSPAPER IN 1 HAND AND FEED IN THE OTHER... WHEN I POUR FEED AND HE GETS STUPID I BASICALLY ATTACK HIM WITH THE FOLDED NEWSPAPER MUCH LIKE SPANKING A YOUNG PUPPY... DOES NO HARM BUT SCARES THEM... HE GETS WHAPPED REPEATEDLY UNTIL HE FLEES FROM ME... FURTHER AGRESSION RESULTS IN MORE NUMEROUS AND MORE FURIOUS WHAPS UNTIL THE BRIGHT SPARKING IDEA LODGES IN HIS BEADY LIL BRAIN.. " I BETTER GET AWAY FROM HIM HE'S CRAZY!"
BASICALLY BEST I CAN SAY IS "WELCOME TO PHEASANTS"