I have stealth chickens...althought the regs say I can have five and no rooster.
6:45 PM
yesterday..they, the chickens all started screaming their heads off.
It is night-night time , it is still fairly warm and light out, and they are in their pen and ready to go to sleep. However of course, this is the time of day that the neighbors pick to release their rug rats to the wilds for a yelling and shrieking session.
I run out side to quite the chickens and hear the guy that is catty corner to my property say to his kid
Oh, that is just someones chickens.
Do you- want- to- see- the- chickens?
So there I was under the trellis with the honeysuckle growing over it
almost in my underware
.no makeup, and my hair wrapped on top of my head. I was just waiting to see and hear more. My future happiness was at stake. I was terrified. !@#$%^&*()(*&%$#@!!
I guess he picks his kid up and says to him
Can you- see- the- chickens and he goes
.. bawk, bawk, bawk! The Kid says NO he cant see the chickens and then he goes
.."bawk, bawk bawk". But of course, the kid SCREAMS ...bawk! bawk! bawk! and that just sets my chickens off again.
There I am under this tree waving wildly at the birds jumping up and down in total panic. The C-birds are really good with hand signals and I am sure the terrified look on my face convinced them to shut up.
The problem is when the neighbors children start screaming
..the chickens, to their credit, think that some THING is being KILLED and they start calling for HELP. That help is me.
Now
a least one neighbor knows I have the dreaded dinosaurs with feathers.
I kept listening and I did NOT hear any derogatory remarks aimed at the animals or myself. ??????????????
All I want is a simple country life
..only I want it in the country. Is that too much to ask.