I pulled (7) 5-gallon buckets of weeds today. Either I was very industrious, or very behind on weeding. Yeah, the latter.
Does anyone remember the song, "Here's to the Crabgrass"? It popped into my head while I dug up lots of crabgrass.

I couldn't recall much of the lyrics, so I made up my own.
Here's to the crabgrass!
(At least it's not brome grass!)
In fact, here's to all the damn weeds.
That's as far as I got. You're spared.
I used to write Silly Sally Songs; not so much anymore. I blame it on reading the alternate song lyrics to well known songs that Mad Magazine used to have. This was decades before Weird Al. Oh, and on my early exposure to Tom Lehrer. Does anyone remember (or know of) him? He was before my time, but my parents had one of his albums.
Little known fact: Tom Lehrer invented the Jello shot.