Doing some legal research and I wanted to share this important law of France with you all *snicker*
IN FRANCE...
No Pig may be addressed as Napolean by its owner
In Alabama...
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in Church.
In Utah:
All Whale hunting is prohibited.
also...in Utah
It is illegal NOT to drink milk
In the great State of Alabama....
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
And for Cynthia and Scott...In the Great State of Georgia
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs
Alabama....
It is illegal to open an umbrella on a public street for fear of spooking horses
For Nella and wegotchickens....In Tenneessee
Driving is not to be done while asleep
In Utah (these folks are nuts) ahem
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency
note ... if it is not responding to an emergency I guess its ok. The law was not specific on that point
In Massachusetts...
Quakers and Witches are banned....to this day
If you travel to Israel please remember ... Picking one's nose on the Sabbath is illegal
In Montana it is illegal for a wife to open her husband's mail...so ladies let him pay the danged bills
Should you attend a wake in Massachusetts...remember that mourners may not eat more than 3 sandwiches...
In Oregon - One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing". and also Ice cream cannot be eaten on Sunday
In Wisconsin - Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads
In Ohio be forewarned - Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited
Amy pay attention now....in the state of Washington....
All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.
Mind yourself woman driving without your man and red stuffs.
Those traveling through Texas must be reminded that it is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second floor of a hotel.
Should we travel to visit Alaskan BYCers be forewarned that....
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear to take his/her photograph is prohibited.
The law is not specific on whether this applies if you shoot the bear only stunning and then take its picture so be safe and forget taking pictures of bears not chasing you.
Ladies who care about their figure shold not live in Idaho because...it is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
whatever you do....do not delay or detain a carrier pigeon in the state of New Jersey because it is illegal to do so.
In Kansas....rabbits may not be shot from motorboats
and from my home state of Florida...
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person
feel free to do so alone
More law research later.....
Cheyenne says Hi!
