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Does this mean I have a legitimate reason to have a glass of wine tonight??!!

Absolutely...Carry On! Just remember when you pour it to repeat the mantra

"This is for medicinal purposes and to help me sleep and ward off Dellie Mind Control"

and all is good...you can have several glasses if you do that.
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OOhhhhhh....I feel a REALLY good night's sleep coming on.......
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Baby is in the brooder. Candled the eggs to be sure we weren't waiting for something for nothing. Both other chicks are still alive and moving, but seem a bit too small, though they may pip the air cell by the end of the day. It has to do with how often they cooled down while Emily was in charge, I'm sure.
 
Doing some legal research and I wanted to share this important law of France with you all *snicker*


IN FRANCE...

No Pig may be addressed as Napolean by its owner


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In Alabama...

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in Church.


In Utah:

All Whale hunting is prohibited.

also...in Utah

It is illegal NOT to drink milk


In the great State of Alabama....

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.



And for Cynthia and Scott...In the Great State of Georgia

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs



Alabama....

It is illegal to open an umbrella on a public street for fear of spooking horses



For Nella and wegotchickens....In Tenneessee

Driving is not to be done while asleep



In Utah (these folks are nuts) ahem

No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency


note ... if it is not responding to an emergency I guess its ok. The law was not specific on that point

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In Massachusetts...

Quakers and Witches are banned....to this day


If you travel to Israel please remember ... Picking one's nose on the Sabbath is illegal


In Montana it is illegal for a wife to open her husband's mail...so ladies let him pay the danged bills


Should you attend a wake in Massachusetts...remember that mourners may not eat more than 3 sandwiches...


In Oregon - One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing". and also Ice cream cannot be eaten on Sunday

In Wisconsin - Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads

In Ohio be forewarned - Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited


Amy pay attention now....in the state of Washington....

All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.

Mind yourself woman driving without your man and red stuffs.

Those traveling through Texas must be reminded that it is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second floor of a hotel.


Should we travel to visit Alaskan BYCers be forewarned that....

While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear to take his/her photograph is prohibited.
The law is not specific on whether this applies if you shoot the bear only stunning and then take its picture so be safe and forget taking pictures of bears not chasing you.


Ladies who care about their figure shold not live in Idaho because...it is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

whatever you do....do not delay or detain a carrier pigeon in the state of New Jersey because it is illegal to do so.


In Kansas....rabbits may not be shot from motorboats


and from my home state of Florida...

One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person

feel free to do so alone
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More law research later.....
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Oh, dear, LOL. Well, sorry I had to get off the phone quickly. You just don't want to know the pickle DH was in outside with the mower and cart.
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Still no pips on the other two eggs, but am keeping busy with cutting out a new quilt.
 

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