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And just think of all of the pro's of having chickens versus having human children!
CHICKENS DON'T:
ask for your car keys on a Friday night,
bring their friends over after school to eat you out of house and home
talk back to you and sass you in public
make your auto insurance rates skyrocket
CHICKENS DO:
give hours of free entertainment
make us yummy eggs
provide excellent meat
make awesome insect exterminators
a great job of turning over a compost pile [nobody does it better than a flock of hungry hens!!]
make a great auxiliary wake up alarm [no electricity or batteries needed!]
have wonderful listening skills when you're feeling down and need someone to talk to
give love unconditionally
And last but not least, if a hen or roo doesn't work in your coop, you can always rehome them!!