I can’t get over the fact that I’m sitting out on the deck in my gardening tee and shorts, getting a mild sunburn, on Christmas Eve. 
I’m even more amazed that I just sprinted down the sidewalk after our letter carrier (mailman), dressed in said outfit plus wool socks but no shoes with my fish-belly white (and unshaven) legs flashing in the sun, with our Christmas appreciation for his work. I didn’t realize how many neighbors had gravel driveways! Ouchie ouch ouch
I’m even more amazed that I just sprinted down the sidewalk after our letter carrier (mailman), dressed in said outfit plus wool socks but no shoes with my fish-belly white (and unshaven) legs flashing in the sun, with our Christmas appreciation for his work. I didn’t realize how many neighbors had gravel driveways! Ouchie ouch ouch
