Shakespearean Insult Generator

[chickiebaby]

A member's post about work troubles got me to thinkin' that this customizable Elizabethan insult-generator ought to be more widely circulated. Just click on the drop downs and you'll feel SO much better!

http://www.petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm

And,hey, beloved mods, this should really cut down on the need for cursing and for locking of posts thereby!

Play on!

 

[JennsPeeps]

"Methinks you stinks, thou unmuzzled motley-minded vassal!"

 

[chickiebaby]

Or try this on him: Kiss my codpiece, thou pribbling sheep-biting flap-dragon!

 

[JennsPeeps]

There are some fun insult generators out there:
http://www.mainstrike.com/mstservices/handy/insult.html

My favorite so far froma site I won't link: "nose hugging [poot] lotion".

OMG "wart milking kebab humper"
"Spam snorting snot camper"

I could play with that all day.

These sound like something from "Princess Bride": http://www.webinsult.com/

 

[chickiebaby]

Which is ONLY my favorite movie.

 

[redhead83402]

oh yeah ~ well ~ "Fie upon thee, thou lumpish swag-bellied hedge-pig!" hehehe love it, love , love it!!!!
~Red

 

[JennsPeeps]

You opinionated mound of fake cat earwax

 

[mom'sfolly]

here's one I came up with for my kids to use
nacerous nincompoop

 

[Cetawin]

hahahaha love it so

Get thee gone though dankish spur-galled foot-licker!

 

[MagsC]