Shakespearean Insult Generator

[Cetawin]

Thy mother wears armor, thou incurable, weather-bitten, canker-blossom!

 

[jojo54]

funny stuff

 

[chocolate m'scovy]

Rather sounds like something I inflict on my chickens or goats. But alas, I must not tax their birdie brains. My "sweet nothings" are restricted to "Away, thou villain!" and "Oh, thou hideous beast!"