WOW! What a story, so glad you are almost back 110% and your baby was born fine!!
My oldest DD had crazy things happen to her, she was riding bikes one time with a g.f. and stopped to look at horses. It was an old fence with wooden posts and the horse was acting crazy and kicking his heels up, so to speak. Hit a steeple that was lying on the ground and it stuck right into my DD's neck. It fell out, when she took off home, but sure enough she had two little "vampire" holes in her neck!!
Another time, DD was chewing on a toothpick, and I told her to be sure and throw it away when she was done . . .but she was tired and feeling lazy and threw it on the carpet, unbeknown to me. The next morning getting ready for school, she had an itchy foot and was rubbing her foot along the carpet. You guessed it, she rammed that toothpick into her heel so tight, I could not budge it. DH was working midnights, so I had to call work and tell him to be sure and come home straight away (we only had one car, the good ole' days!!) so I could take her to the emergency room. Our family doctor was there, and he was absolutely amazed at how that thing had wedged itself in her heel. He said it had literally made a "noose" with the skin and he had to literally lean on the table to get enough leverage to pull it out. Sheesh, kids and their accidents.
Another time, DS was in jr. high and had borrowed a pencil from the teacher and was putting it back on the desk. He sat right in front (don't even ask why!) and when he went to throw it back up there, he had the point toward his hand, he hit the lip of the teacher's desk and rammed that pencil right through the palm of his hand. It didn't go through the hand, but you could see the point of it coming through the skin. Scared the family doctor, because he said that is the nerve center of the hand. Luckily, it missed everything, and he just cleaned it up and bandaged it. DS is an LPN now and no ill effects.
Another time, DS was playing basketball at a buddy's grandparents house, and they were big farmers and had equipement setting all over the place. DS went up to get the ball away from the uncle that was playing with them, and DS came down on the hay hauler. Tore his nose half off, you could lift up half of the side of it and see all the way to Mars.
So, we bundled him up and took him 40 miles away to meet a plastic surgeon who was on call at another hospital and got it all sewed back together. He has a fine hair line scar right in the crack of his nose, but no other side effects. That was scary!!!
Another time youngest DD was standing on the front sidewalk, and DH was mowing around the back side of the house, hit a rock that rickoshayed all the way around to her and cut a chunk out of her forehead. We were having friends over for tacos, so I got everything put together right quit, bundled her up and as we were going to the hospital, she looked in the rear view mirror (no seat belt laws, she was about 3 years old) and said "oh my, look what I have done, I have punched a hole in my head." So, three stitches later and a lot of screaming
, we headed back home for tacos.
Ain't accidents just the best!!!!