Sharon wants to replace me with a low/medium energy husband - updated

[PineappleMama]

DH is about as laid-back as you can get... give him a puter, or a book or even his ipod and you won't hear a peep from him for hours.

Which does nothing for our jungle of a backyard... the garage that we can barely walk through... I'd do it, but he's got things arranged "just so"... up to the ceiling... rather than cleaning it OUT he just cleaned it UP last time... I'm afraid if I start to move something that the whole mess will collapse on me... but good news is there's no bowling ball to be the coup de grâce...

 

[Steve_of_sandspoultry]

looking better and the temp clothes line is up.

Why does it get dark so quick?

Steve

 

[superchemicalgirl]

Steve,
Maine is especially nice this time of year. It'll be mid 50's tonight and the rest of the week should be in the 70s for highs. It's perfect weather to get stuff done. I get up here around 4:30 AM on weekdays and around 5:30 on weekends. You'll fit in great. You can have your own bedroom and bath here. Plenty of work to be done and I promise to not complain about the methods. Towels can be rewashed. You can eat anything from wild turkey to moose to lobster... just not my chickens. Otherwise we'll get along.

Sharon,
I don't have anyone to swap but I can tell you it's absolutely divine to sleep alone. I promise to take good care of him. I can give you references!

PICK ME! PICK ME!

 

[AngieChick]

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Not at all, I often sleep in late until 6AM on the weekends!

Steve

Eeek!

 

[thndrdancr]

Oh Sharon

I have one to swap. He cooks, does dishes, brooms the house, folds laundry, and is very good at chicken caretaking, and if you are sick he will bring you tea and tell you to rest whil he takes care of things, and he does do actually do it.

He also gardens but is not keen on pulling the weeds. But he just does NOT have handyman skills, or a super high energy level.

So is you need to swap, I really could use someone to help build another pen (handyman started it on June 1st and its STILL not done), build another two tractors for the babies, perhaps three, install an electric fence thingie for my "too full of mischief" pups and neighbors are rebelling, that would just be great/fantastic. Perhaps a flight pen for my peacocks. Take out some dead trees. Fix the clothesline, cement it in better and tighten the lines. Fill in the dirt by the hydrants that the well guys made a mess of. Dig up the cockleburs and stickers in the drive. Take out a few dead stumps and cover a beat up metal thing in the ground that one of these days someone is gonna get hurt on. Hmmm...how long would that take him, bout a week?

 

[redhen]

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Cant blame a girl for trying...

 

[sourland]

My wife says to tell her to hang on to you- the energy level will go down all by itself. Too many birthdays has a way of doing that. Wonder if that was a complaint?

 

[Rozzie]

I'll borrow him. My house needs painted.

 

[redhen]

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Not at all, I often sleep in late until 6AM on the weekends!

Steve

Eeek!

Ya..forget it... Deals off!!

 

[Steve_of_sandspoultry]

Take out some dead trees. Fix the clothesline

I'm a high performance husband and multi task. I do both of them at the same time!


Steve​