Shaws call duck incubation thread (hatch a wonderful(worthless to Ralphie) dux thread)

[Miss Lydia]

BABIES that's all that counts!!

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

BABIES that's all that counts!!

Love those littles!

 

[duluthralphie]

Ralphie . . you ARE a genius after all.
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Of this was there really any doubt in anyone's mind?

I was bet a buck
to run through the muck
but my boot got stuck
when the muck did suck
and I lost my MukLuk

But I had some luck
and tripped over a cluck
landing on a dux
I felt like a schmuck

But my clothes I did shuck
As I did not fall off the turnip truck
I was more down on my luck
For I had landed in poo from a duck


The Duck
just made a mess in the muck
in the barn, That I haul by truck
with some guy named Chuck

When I ditched my clothes covered in Muck
The driver, Chuck
Said I could really use a nip and tuck
Then he gave an audible "Yuck"

I finally had a stroke of luck
as I turned and struck
Poor ol' Chuck
with the newly dead duck

Oh boy, the story is running amok
If i go on I know my luck
and would bet a buck
I would use the word that would send me to detention....

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Of this was there really any doubt in anyone's mind?

I was bet a buck
to run through the muck
but my boot got stuck
when the muck did suck
and I lost my MukLuk

But I had some luck
and tripped over a cluck
landing on a dux
I felt like a schmuck

But my clothes I did shuck
As I did not fall off the turnip truck
I was more down on my luck
For I had landed in poo from a duck


The Duck
just made a mess in the muck
in the barn, That I haul by truck
with some guy named Chuck

When I ditched my clothes covered in Muck
The driver, Chuck
Said I could really use a nip and tuck
Then he gave an audible "Yuck"

I finally had a stroke of luck
as I turned and struck
Poor ol' Chuck
with the newly dead duck

Oh boy, the story is running amok
If i go on I know my luck
and would bet a buck
I would use the word that would send me to detention....

Nicely done!

 

[Julie Birb]

Of this was there really any doubt in anyone's mind?

I was bet a buck
to run through the muck
but my boot got stuck
when the muck did suck
and I lost my MukLuk

But I had some luck
and tripped over a cluck
landing on a dux
I felt like a schmuck

But my clothes I did shuck
As I did not fall off the turnip truck
I was more down on my luck
For I had landed in poo from a duck


The Duck
just made a mess in the muck
in the barn, That I haul by truck
with some guy named Chuck

When I ditched my clothes covered in Muck
The driver, Chuck
Said I could really use a nip and tuck
Then he gave an audible "Yuck"

I finally had a stroke of luck
as I turned and struck
Poor ol' Chuck
with the newly dead duck

Oh boy, the story is running amok
If i go on I know my luck
and would bet a buck
I would use the word that would send me to detention....

Ralphie, this is brilliant.

 

[Miss Lydia]

Hey Ralphie is a poet and don't know it.

 

[sourland]

What word, Ralphie ?

When I was a little kid, my evil sister started a rhyming game with me that got me slapped across the face by my aunt.

 

[Ruralhideaway]

But but Ralphie you saved the dux via fan wires.

On purpose. This will not be forgotten.

 

[duluthralphie]

But but Ralphie you saved the dux via fan wires.

On purpose. This will not be forgotten.

It was not on purpose....besides I am planning to break into her house tonight and cut the wires again...

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

It was not on purpose....besides I am planning to break into her house tonight and cut the wires again...

..and there's the Ralphie we know so well..