Shaws call duck incubation thread (hatch a wonderful(worthless to Ralphie) dux thread)

[Ruralhideaway]

Too late no takebacks!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

It was not on purpose....besides I am planning to break into her house tonight and cut the wires again...

I mean dislike when I pressed the like button that time.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Of this was there really any doubt in anyone's mind?

I was bet a buck
to run through the muck
but my boot got stuck
when the muck did suck
and I lost my MukLuk

But I had some luck
and tripped over a cluck
landing on a dux
I felt like a schmuck

But my clothes I did shuck
As I did not fall off the turnip truck
I was more down on my luck
For I had landed in poo from a duck


The Duck
just made a mess in the muck
in the barn, That I haul by truck
with some guy named Chuck

When I ditched my clothes covered in Muck
The driver, Chuck
Said I could really use a nip and tuck
Then he gave an audible "Yuck"

I finally had a stroke of luck
as I turned and struck
Poor ol' Chuck
with the newly dead duck

Oh boy, the story is running amok
If i go on I know my luck
and would bet a buck
I would use the word that would send me to detention....

Darn it. . and to think I unplugged my printer. I could have framed this masterpiece and hung it on my wall.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

got the goods!
Ralphie, notice I remembered to grab rubber gloves.
You've made me paranoid!
Thermometer is calibrated
Fan is still going . .
But do I really have to wait six hours for this salt test

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

View attachment 1295306 View attachment 1295307 View attachment 1295308 got the goods!
Ralphie, notice I remembered to grab rubber gloves.
You've made me paranoid!
Thermometer is calibrated
Fan is still going . .
But do I really have to wait six hours for this salt test

 

[shawluvsbirds]

@WVduckchick or anyone else. .
I'm doing the salt slurry test and it's only been two and a half hours. . but it started going down it's reading 37% it went down instead of up after I put it in the bag
What the hay? Is that normal?

 

[WVduckchick]

@WVduckchick or anyone else. .
I'm doing the salt slurry test and it's only been two and a half hours. . but it started going down it's reading 37% it went down instead of up after I put it in the bag
What the hay? Is that normal?

If you put too much salt and not enough water, or if the baggie is dropping over the slurry, it can affect the reading. Make sure thr bag is peaked up

 

[WVduckchick]

Oh...also do not let the slurry touch the hygrometer! It'll ruin it.

 

[orrpeople]

Of this was there really any doubt in anyone's mind?

I was bet a buck
to run through the muck
but my boot got stuck
when the muck did suck
and I lost my MukLuk

But I had some luck
and tripped over a cluck
landing on a dux
I felt like a schmuck

But my clothes I did shuck
As I did not fall off the turnip truck
I was more down on my luck
For I had landed in poo from a duck


The Duck
just made a mess in the muck
in the barn, That I haul by truck
with some guy named Chuck

When I ditched my clothes covered in Muck
The driver, Chuck
Said I could really use a nip and tuck
Then he gave an audible "Yuck"

I finally had a stroke of luck
as I turned and struck
Poor ol' Chuck
with the newly dead duck

Oh boy, the story is running amok
If i go on I know my luck
and would bet a buck
I would use the word that would send me to detention....

Well, I'm speechless...
Rap star? Poet? Lyricist? A true renaissance man.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

If you put too much salt and not enough water, or if the baggie is dropping over the slurry, it can affect the reading. Make sure thr bag is peaked up

Ah. . ok. I think I need more water on it and possibly to reposition the bag too.

Oh...also do not let the slurry touch the hygrometer! It'll ruin it.

Thanks! I figured that wouldn't be good but I'll be extra careful.

Oh. . and thank you