She said/He said Who's right? Who's wrong? No one!

[scflock]

This is why I sign in at least once a day....

 

[WVduckchick]

This is why I sign in at least once a day....

You'll love this one... shared from another thread:

Hey sour, good day to you sir!

I'm passing this along to you all so you can have a chuckle (or shake your heads)...Sumi found it on FB:
A conversation I had yesterday morning...seriously:
Me: Hello?
Person: Hi. I heard you haVe chicks for sale.
Me: yes I do. What can I help you with?
Person: I have a couple of questions first.
Me: Okay. I will do my best to answer them.
Person: Do you have vegitarian chickens?
Me: Um...what?
P: Yes, I only want vegitarian chickens. I don't want chickens that eat bugs and frogs and stuff.
Me: Uh, well, can I explain...
P: Also, are all of your chicks freerange? I don't believe they should be in cages.
Me: Well, they are only a week or so old, so...
P: And I need them to be litter trained, because I don't want them pooping everywhere.
Me: Wait...WHAT????
P: And I want 3 roosters and 3 hens each, but I only want breeds that don't crow because I am in the city.
Me: So, let me get this You want vegitarian, litter trained, free range babies that won't make noise. Correct?
P: Exactly! When can I come get some?
Me: I am so sorry. We are all sold out of those for the rest of the year.
P: Oh, darn. I told my husband we should have ordered earlier.
Me: Wow. Okay. Thank you for calling.
Side note...hot coffee coming up through the nose hurts very very much, as does th resulting choking on it.
(cross posted, so if you have seen this...I apologize. And no, this seriously was not a prank call.)

 

[scflock]

You'll love this one...  shared from another thread:

That can't be for real

 

[WVduckchick]

That can't be for real

If it was on FB, it has to be real.

 

[WalnutHill]

Quote:
Sounds like the people who come here for chickens. I don't know what rock they came out from under, but it must be a really sheltered place papered with advertising.

 

[sjturner79]

If it was on FB, it has to be real. 

Lots of things on FB aren't real, but that one is believable. I have seen people seriously want vegan chickens, and silent chickens, and litter training is possible and I've seen instructions for it. If they did want 3 Roos and 3 hens they would also expect them to form 3 monagamous pairs and the roosters to be friends with each other.

 

[AmyLynn2374]

You'll love this one... shared from another thread:

If it was on FB, it has to be real.

 

[WalnutHill]

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I'm not sure about chickens but I think I could litter train turkeys. All I'd need is a litter pan within striking distance of the waterer, and under the roost.

 

[scflock]

I'm not sure about chickens but I think I could litter train turkeys.  All I'd need is a litter pan within striking distance of the waterer, and under the roost.

 

[sjturner79]

I'm not sure about chickens but I think I could litter train turkeys.  All I'd need is a litter pan within striking distance of the waterer, and under the roost.

I have read several blogs from people that keep chooks inside in thier flats/apartments who have trained thier chooks to always use the litter tray to poop. It takes a lot of work though.