She said/He said Who's right? Who's wrong? No one!

So finally caught up. I too am a humor kind of girl, but many comedians I simply don't find that funny.
As to breeding dual purpose meaty birds this is a mission of mine as well. I want to mix Heritage Cornish with Brahmas and then possibly mix some Chantacler in their as well. Everyone always says the white rooster over the cornish hen but I want to breed some true Cornish as well so will be breeding the cornish rooster to the Brahma hen unless Cornish Roosters are jerk. Brahmas are sweetheart.

We have a few sadist roosters who need processing. I don't think I can do it, but it's more of a processing issue for me. I just don't think I have a station that's well enough equipped, yet. Still looking for a cheap stainless steel table and a chicken plucker. We have an old washer, but I am not confident enough in my abilities to convert it, yet. Plus, I kind of want to use it for a pottery wheel or something else.

I should probably just give them away, but I want to know what free range rooster tastes like! As soon as I get the first few out of the way, I'm sure I'll be raising meat birds. I've been keeping the hens away from them, but two of them keep jumping the fence; masochists, I guess.
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well correction- A couple hours ago I expanded number 6's pipped whole about twice it's size and went check just now it has hatched. Is still wet, icky and attached to the shell but otherwise looks ok :)

Woo-hoo! Go #6!
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Just don't give them anything else...they'll figure out what goes down and what doesn't. My last 3 took nearly 6 days before I actually saw them eat food.


My flock was originally a special dual-purpose breed, and I got 50:50 cockerels:poults. So I grew the cockerels onto 16 weeks (as the hatchery recommended) and had them processed. They dressed out to 2-2.5Kg, which I priced at C$10/Kg. IOWs, they ended up being ~C$25/bird. The only complaints I got were that the birds were too big, as several people were buying for their own single seat at the table. This time around I plan on culling some females at 10 weeks, and charging C$12/Kg for them...as they will both be better sized for single people, and I'm told will possess a more tender meat. The roos I will grow on to 14 weeks and then process...yielding a slightly smaller bird than last time.

I'm really hoping the fermented feed yields a better meat:carcass ratio given the birds don't have to work hard to process the food.

A local grocery store sells Organic whole chickens for $11/Kg.

I know the price is justified, we just can't afford that. But then we have 6 people eating from a single income, so things get kinda tight. I have been seriously considering raising meat birds for profit. We have 3 acres of pasture land and another 2 or 3 which are wooded.

I guess the permits and regulations really put me off. I have heard that is what makes it hard to turn a profit with meat birds. We do need another source of income, though. Right now I'm focusing on getting my construction business back off the ground. That takes up almost all of my time. 6-7 days a week, unless it's pouring. Then I'm inside, reading about chickens.
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*palm hits face* *then hits it again* *and again* *and again* I just.. . I can't. . . Amy! Dollface! You are missing out, girl. Chris Farley was amazing. I still get mad at him for dying. Tater salad is my cup of tea out of teh blue collar comedy tour guys. Er, rather, my shot of bourbon. Love me a smarty pants. Oh, but then I remembered I have this: Anyone? I digress, but I could go on all night. Stand up is my jam. @scflock , I knew all those names, until the politician, then you lost me. I looked Obama up, though, he's like the Chris Rock of this generation or something?
Mitch Hedberg... Another tortured soul with a brilliant mind. The ideas he put together, and the delivery he used, the guy made me laugh so hard. Came across as a stoner, but the guy was so smart. Another sad ending. Speaking of sad, Steven Wright. we could post his quotes on here for the rest of the day. I'm on mobile right now, but I have a few more I want to add to the list when I get to the big computer
 
Woo-hoo! Have fun!
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Thank you.

Depends on the kid!
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That is true...lol
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I just.. . I can't. . . Amy! Dollface! You are missing out, girl.

Chris Farley was amazing. I still get mad at him for dying.

Tater salad is my cup of tea out of teh blue collar comedy tour guys. Er, rather, my shot of bourbon.



Love me a smarty pants.

Oh, but then I remembered I have this:

Anyone?



I digress, but I could go on all night. Stand up is my jam.
@scflock , I knew all those names, until the politician, then you lost me.




I looked Obama up, though, he's like the Chris Rock of this generation or something?
Never liked Farley. Like Ron, but he can get vulgar on his own. I prefer him on the blue collar tour. Don't know the other two up there, HATE Chris Rock with a passion.
 
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I met Ralphie in Charlotte. Super nice guy. I went to the restroom during the opening act, and he was sitting in a dark booth by himself. I just stopped to tell him I thought he was great, and he talked to me for about 5 minutes. When it was time for his set, he walked past our table on the way to the stage. He stopped, put his hand on my wife's shoulder, and said "You folks enjoy the show". He has gotten a little softer, but "Just Correct" was hillarious
Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo' the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank.
And a chicken sandwich fo' my baby's momma cuz I'm a *hustla* baby!
 
They are a freak of nature and not yet developed to the point where they can actually survive their own genes.
So you're saying the ones I have now that are about 12 weeks or so are going to die soon?

Compared to standard chicken breeds or heritage turkeys, Cornish crosses consume large quantities of feed and waste much of it as it passes through their system. They also drink copiously and poop excessively. Their wet manure attracts flies and leads to much more frequent coop cleanouts.

If I raised them on pasture, I'd probably like them better...and lose more.

I'd like to go back and cross Dark Cornish and Dorking if I can find good stock.
I do agree they eat a ton!!! I am buying chick feed every week now. Its terrible how fast it goes. And they do poop a lot. The guy who wanted to buy them still has not contacted me so I hope he does soon. I need to get them gone so I can move my flock around a bit.

Once upon a time, SC asked for some Wheaten Ameraucana pics....

My pair that hatched from my "gift eggs" that came with my Orloff eggs:
You can see the male feathering in with the darker feathers already





And then my sole survivor of an order of 6 shipped eggs that spent an extra day travelling around Albuquerque. This is the "Neuro Chick" that was a stargazer after an assisted hatch.


And of course, the Orloffs just for good measure and because I love them...


Big size discrepancy, I think I have a pair.
Super cute!!!

Those are lovely! So many pretty birds make me want some of each breed!
I feel the same way. I would need a lot of acreage so I could have one of every breed!! lOL!!

Number 8 is fine, just put it in the brooder with the others. It jumped out of the incubator so figured it was ready. number 6 not so sure. Prolly going to try it help hatch in a few hours, it has made zero progress but is still alive and moving some.


well correction- A couple hours ago I expanded number 6's pipped whole about twice it's size and went check just now it has hatched. Is still wet, icky and attached to the shell but otherwise looks ok :)
YEA!!!!!!!!! I am glad it worked out. To be honest this hatch that's going into lockdown on Saturday night....I am going to take the hands out method. I think I meddle too much and now I am going to try and not. Wish me good luck.

Prolly smackin you back!
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I met Ralphie in Charlotte. Super nice guy. I went to the restroom during the opening act, and he was sitting in a dark booth by himself. I just stopped to tell him I thought he was great, and he talked to me for about 5 minutes. When it was time for his set, he walked past our table on the way to the stage. He stopped, put his hand on my wife's shoulder, and said "You folks enjoy the show". He has gotten a little softer, but "Just Correct" was hillarious
Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo' the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank.
And a chicken sandwich fo' my baby's momma cuz I'm a *hustla* baby!

Indeed! All these are classics. I believe it was Dennis Leary who started my love affair with comedy. His earlier stuff was amazing.
And of course, the late, great George Carlin.
I think Posehn and I could hang.
 
Like Ron, but he can get vulgar on his own.
Guess I can get pretty vulgar on my own sometimes, too. lol Not an issue with me as long as no kids are around.

Mitch Hedberg... Another tortured soul with a brilliant mind. The ideas he put together, and the delivery he used, the guy made me laugh so hard. Came across as a stoner, but the guy was so smart. Another sad ending.
Speaking of sad, Steven Wright. we could post his quotes on here for the rest of the day. I'm on mobile right now, but I have a few more I want to add to the list when I get to the big computer

lol, niiiiceeee.

Why are comedians so self-destructive?
Just can't take all those people laughing at them, I guess.

This guy is never vulgar, but always funny. Another hilarious man that the world is a little sadder without.

So I went to the gym today



listen first! First listen!
Since February I've been going to the gym five or six days a week
I don't like it. I go because I want to be healthier.
I have such a long road ahead of me.
I lost a hundred pounds... and people say to me
"Wow! We can really see it in your face."

How big was my head before I started this journey?
Apparently I was the Kool-Aid man. Nobody ever said anything to me.
Oh yeah, Kool-Aid's here

That's John, his head is the size of a manhole cover. We don't talk about it though.
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And I just can't let Carlin be mentioned without mentioning this fine fellow:

 

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