You want funny?
Ducklings need three times the niacin as chicks. I'll have to add niacin to their unmedicated chick feed. Looking up what the dosage was, all I kept finding was articles on how niacin is used to flush drugs from your system. In annoyance while talking to my mother soon after, I said, "my ducks aren't on quack!"
I annoyed her the rest of the conversation because I just couldn't stop laughing. Unfortunately I was still laughing the next night.
Jaz will be going next door today. I was all prepared for her to be here, but her mother said Jaz's Nanna would take her. I'll give them until 10:30 to come for her. The ducks will be delivered around 3:00 I'm thinking. I only have to fill their dishes and vacuum the house (and clean up baby toys and do a load of laundry, and do any dishes, and make snacks, and be ready to offer supper, and...)