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I am going to be 12 in another 120 months. Time flies.
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sounds like something my dad would like. He is having some difficult times right now and last I heard he's thinking of selling his house and randomly moving to alaska. I hope he finds himself soon and doesn't do anything too crazy.As you ask with elation
Status of our situation
Retirement brings a new vocation
Planting, harvest, irrigation
Also house renovation
And tractor restoration
In a new localization
Chickens still a machination
Will be months to realization
Of chicken materialization
With the eggs for consummation
To give us great gratification
All poetic license aside, the chicken house is a pile boards, insulation, siding and tin. Have some poles and wire still in rolls. The chicken house and safe yard area are an old setting for a double wide modular home. Deadmen need to come out and the indentation needs to be filled in. It does have access to water, electricity and even sewer if need be. Think I can train them to go in a toilet and flush?? Chickens will be free range/yard ornaments with a safe yard and house because we have about every predator known to man with the exception of possums.
Chickens will have to wait on the house, tractor, planting this spring.....
Later
Artful Codger
Hang around with us. Your next problem will be what to do with all of the chickens. Promise. We will help enable you.And provide you with every excuse in the book.Yeah I can't believe I missed that. Duh, I mean it's the title of the thread!
My chicks are from a breeder, they're a little fancier than the hatchery sex links that I wanted to go with at first. Hopefully they'll last a little longer. This little enterprise starts to lose a lot of its....well at the very least egg value if I am constrained to such small numbers and they don't live long. I will learn as I go I imagine.
Buuuuuuut here I am counting my chickens before they hatch again. So far I have ZERO chickens. All I have are 24 viable eggs. One step at a time.
Hope the meds do the trick. Mine slowed down quite a bit this winter, but I can't really blame the weather, I think it's just that they're older. On the good news side, my Buff Orp that quit laying late last summer has started back up again. Woohoo! I though she was laying internally or something, but happily we are getting her cream colored eggs again.not sure what is wrong with her got meds that we have to give her 2x a day,
we where gettig 22 eggs then the bad weather came and they where keep in coop, we do have 29 hens counting the sick one, but this is the first year in five yrs that they slowed this bad that is why i say it is the weather, we have 2 roos that keep the hens active.
Yeah my husband already told me I should keep 6 instead of the 4 we are leagally allowed to keep. Asking for trouble if you ask me. And this is the man who, just a couple of weeks ago told me NO CHICKENS.Hang around with us. Your next problem will be what to do with all of the chickens. Promise. We will help enable you.And provide you with every excuse in the book.
Bear with me, first post.
Inspired by Mortie.
THE FARMERS LAMENT
In the depths of this our nation
Nearly dead with constipation
Farmers wait with anticipation
For that first egg creation
What made me choose this avocation?
Was it just imagination
Product of speculation
That revels in hallucination.
Chickens with determination
Shotguns, whips, recrimination
Won't keep us from our destination
Omelets, quiche, inebriation.
Produced in collaboration
With chickens in a yard location
With the help of mass libation
Just for your edification
Chickens in a tight formation
Without the art of persuasion
Demanding in loud ovation
WHERE'S OUR PIE???
.......and our dad gave us cheese....watched our celebration
....but we pushed out our tail feathers.....from severe constipation