Show off your house ducks!

[napdognewfie]

Too true! I can see a class action suit - all the predators in the vicinity would sue anyone who restricted their free access to the buffet.

 

[Julie Birb]

And you don't get arrested for crating your duck. Lol

that's funny.

 

[Amykins]

Too true! I can see a class action suit - all the predators in the vicinity would sue anyone who restricted their free access to the buffet.

I can see the judge now: "Settle down, I shall now call to order the case of Smith vs...Schnoodle? 'I soo mama becuz she stop feeding me sausej' - Okay, who put me up to this?"

 

[Scovy Momma]

My sister currently has the flu because her 2-year old got it, then her older daughter got it, then her husband got it. One more reason to be happy I'm childless, LOL!

Ugh, that's why I have to be child free too. They seem to be walking petri dishes.

 

[Scovy Momma]

And you don't get arrested for crating your duck. Lol

You only get arrested for things you get caught doing

 

[Scovy Momma]

I can see the judge now: "Settle down, I shall now call to order the case of Smith vs...Schnoodle? 'I soo mama becuz she stop feeding me sausej' - Okay, who put me up to this?"

Judge: (rolls up paper) "Bad mama! *WHACK* Bad! *sigh*

Will this be sufficient, Mr.Pickles?"
Schnoodle: "Tan koo juge, I feew bettah! Nau, mine sauzej, pweez"

 

[napdognewfie]

Lol!

 

[Julie Birb]

Lol!

Oh, I love you guys. Hysterical.

 

[ethan baker]

My little Zoë and I am looking to find a male mallard about 4 months old. We live in Charleston SC. She makes lonely chirps at her reflection all day. what is the best way of going to find her one? Any thoughts on what to do are greatly appreciated!

 

[Amykins]

My little Zoë and I am looking to find a male mallard about 4 months old. We live in Charleston SC. She makes lonely chirps at her reflection all day. what is the best way of going to find her one? Any thoughts on what to do are greatly appreciated!

Oh, bless that poor little lonely girl...my heart, she is breaking. :/ HAve you tried the buy/sell/trade forum? I'm not sure you'd have a lot of luck finding mallards this time of year, but you could probably find a rouen drake no problem!