Show off your house ducks!

[Scovy Momma]

Ohohohoho yes they do. Wobbles has been known to throw a fit when he can't be with mama, and Bean turns into an ornery little cuss when she's hungry! So first thing in the morning when I go to diaper her, I get met with a tornado of feathers, flappy webs and bites. Once she's eaten she's a gem, but before that? Better don the hazmat suit and keep a shot of horse tranqs at the ready!

HAH! River climbs out of her bin bed as soon as my alarm goes off & waddles over to pull on my sheet off the bed or diddle my feet to demand her breakfast

Such brats before breakfast time

 

[Amykins]

I read western MD... SC is funnier... We will be going there at the end of this month. We could shove Kaine in a sock and put him in the luggage.

But as I said, we aren't ready to give up on the turd bird yet <sigh>. He has until Spring to pull his head out. I hope he does

Mind you, Spring is when mating season kick s into high gear, so you could be in for one heck of a ride I know drakes are notorious for being bullies, but Kaine just takes the cake! The jerk-cake! Jerky cake? Eww...

 

[Amykins]

HAH! River climbs out of her bin bed as soon as my alarm goes off & waddles over to pull on my sheet off the bed or diddle my feet to demand her breakfast

Such brats before breakfast time

HAAA BLANKEY PULL AAAAA!!! <3 Are you still trying to rehome her? Oh, please tell me you're keeping her! It'll be good for Dandy to have a companion and she just sounds like she loves you so much. Wobbles and Bean won't stay in their bins, oh no, we gotta put blankets over 'em so they don't flap on out in the middle of the night and poop all over my bedspread!

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Mind you, Spring is when mating season kick s into high gear, so you could be in for one heck of a ride I know drakes are notorious for being bullies, but Kaine just takes the cake! The jerk-cake! Jerky cake? Eww...

That is why... I am hoping he comes down over the winter and maybe next spring he will be a bit of a jerk instead of a *#*&#@ @( #*#*# !@)!@ !*(@*#* jerk!

Maybe Jerky cake would be like a bacon maple bar. When you first see it you go "What were they thinking!!!!", then you try it... "Oh... that."

 

[Tevyes Dad]

HAH! River climbs out of her bin bed as soon as my alarm goes off & waddles over to pull on my sheet off the bed or diddle my feet to demand her breakfast

Such brats before breakfast time

A duck that understands the alarm clock.... AWESOME!!!!!

 

[Scovy Momma]

That's Dandy River pulling my sheets,

I'm keeping her definitely babes! Dahlia is still at the house too, she's soooo tiny compared to Dandy. She may have a new home soon but until then she's very spoiled. I'm hoping I can hatch some serama by next month so Dandy has a friend or two.

Dandy sits like a good baby all night in her open bin until the alarm on my phone goes off, then she thinks it's okay to Godzilla stomp her way out & flop over the side because FOOOOOD.
It is funny because she can get out any time, the darn bin is even getting small for the fat muscovy baby butt.
The roommate calls her "Baby Huey"

 

[Scovy Momma]

A duck that understands the alarm clock.... AWESOME!!!!!

Yep, until you try to hit snooze...hungry muscovy no likey snooze

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Yep, until you try to hit snooze...hungry muscovy no likey snooze

A duck understanding "now wait..."

 

[Scovy Momma]

That is why... I am hoping he comes down over the winter and maybe next spring he will be a bit of a jerk instead of a *#*&#@ @( #*#*# !@)!@ !*(@*#* jerk!

Maybe Jerky cake would be like a bacon maple bar. When you first see it you go "What were they thinking!!!!", then you try it... "Oh... that."

I make cookies that I call Cardiac Cookies. I candy thick cuts of bacon in brown sugar & rum & bake them, then chop them up & make chocolate chip dough with my homemade greek yougurt, home made salted butter & chunks of dark chocolate & roll the balls in coco powder. You can feel your heart shut down when they melt in your mouth

No one wants to try them when they hear there's candied meat in them...then then want a dozen to eat

 

[Scovy Momma]

A duck understanding "now wait..."

Right? That's not gonna happen especially with food involved!