Show off your house ducks!

[Amykins]

The Calls aren't the size of your feets?

Actually, I'm digging Tony's earmuff idea. C'MERE, LIL BIRDIES, MUA HA HA!

 

[Scovy Momma]

Actually, I'm digging Tony's earmuff idea. C'MERE, LIL BIRDIES, MUA HA HA!

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Actually, I'm digging Tony's earmuff idea. C'MERE, LIL BIRDIES, MUA HA HA!

Credit where it is due... @Scovy Momma came up with the earmuffs.

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Credit where it is due... @Scovy Momma came up with the earmuffs.

And apparently posted a pic of earmuffs while I was typing this

 

[Tevyes Dad]

But I wrote you a haiku:

Amykins is mad
Wobbles and Bean pay dearly
New ducky earmuffs

 

[Julie Birb]

OMG SO MUCH

How is she able to see well enough in the dark to land on your face? Her pupils are super dilated obviously and maybe it's not hideously dark enuf for her to decide she wants to fly out of her tray onto your face. I wonder what she is thinking when she does it.

 

[Julie Birb]

I knew you were kewl! GO SHARKS! I love Burnsie! #88!

We're all here for you

It will get better, I promise. Pretty soon, you won't even need the lights on to sleep & the haunting, lingering duck breath of death will be long gone from memory.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tevyes Dad

They'd only make toe warmers

Ooohhh! Or oh-so-very-warm ear mufflers!

At least the kitchen smells fruity-licious! Just ignore the sticky feet & massacre scene.

So true. Very funny again Scovy Momma.

 

[Julie Birb]

Thank you! Yes he is doing better each down and not anything is slowing him down. We gave him that name when he was born when we seen his little mouth was cracked and we couldn't come up with any names since we now have 9-duck's and we are running out of names...lol

Good for Broke D. He has a great life thanks to you.

 

[Amykins]

But I wrote you a haiku:

Amykins is mad
Wobbles and Bean pay dearly
New ducky earmuffs

I must change diapers
Stop flapping, little birdie!
Behold; poopy butt.

 

[Amykins]

How is she able to see well enough in the dark to land on your face? Her pupils are super dilated obviously and maybe it's not hideously dark enuf for her to decide she wants to fly out of her tray onto your face. I wonder what she is thinking when she does it.

I think it's just dumb luck. She sleeps in a bin by my pillow and she only seems to rocket out one side, so she's in prime position to land right on my face. I've been placing a towel over her crate at night, but she doesn't like it and sometimes will find a way around it regardless. Sneaky Bean.