We need sprakly boys to throw eggs at 

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You know, when I was thirteen I was CRAZY about sparkly boys. But guess what I found out? they aren't worth the time you spend thinking about them. I'm sure you aren't going to beleive me because my mom told me that a million times when I was younger and I blew it off and went to find another sparkler. But after breaking up with a kid who was addicted to porn, a kid who is now in jail, and a kid who dumped me when I wouldn't kiss him, I have finally decided that waiting for someone that really cares about you, who is going to make you truly happy for the rest of your life and not devorce you after two months is really a better alternative than getting married to a jerk and being a single mom, or worse, NOT getting married to a jerk and becoming a single mom.
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BEHAVE!![]()
I am behaving