*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Tanichca]

Ah, I see, and Lady Gaga is only a Lady. Ok, if you wish, you can be on the top of the "to be assassinated" list.

 

[Spookwriter]

Oh. No, no, no. Em would definitely not be on my "hit list'.

I have another list for special people.

And a deadly shoestring? Come on,JD. You saying that if you
tie someone's shoes to tight, it'll kill them? I've never seen that
on CSI...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Oh, whew. Spook had me scared for a minute...










But wait...SirBird used to say he was gonna lock me in a coop and "Keep" me...Is that what you have in mind Spook? Chain me in a kitchen?

 

[Spookwriter]

If I chained you in the kitchen, my wife would find
you sure.

Nope...but SirBird has a point..and I have an empty coop.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

But but! What would you feed me? Would you feed me good? I might be interested in this if you have cable in the coop.

 

[Spookwriter]

Let me think on this.

I would have to dig me a moat all around the coop.
That would keep you where I put you.

And you wouldn't be needing no cable tv in there. I would
keep you busy doing other things. But it does have a decent
internet signal. (Don't ask why I know this.)

 

[bluesub]

Em, you would need phone and computer too...

 

[Spookwriter]

Plain to see you don't know much about the kidnapping
business, Blue.

If'n you kidnap someone and let them use the telephone or
computer...They won't be kidnapped long.

They would get away.

THAT would be plumb silly.

 

[bluesub]

Well, Em is a little attached to her phone and computer... she might wither away if she was denied access. Besides, I wouldn't let her be kidnapped...

 

[Spookwriter]

Oh...perhaps you would then be prepared to pay her ransom?
Make me an offer...how many eggs would you give me NOT to
kidnap Em?

See? I told you you don't know much about the kidnapping business.
You're supposed to wait until AFTER someone gets 'napped before
you offer the ransom.