*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

What things would I be doing? I can't lay eggs...

 

[bluesub]

See? I told you you don't know much about the kidnapping business.
You're supposed to wait until AFTER someone gets 'napped before
you offer the ransom.

Thanks for giving me the heads-up on the intent to kidnap - off to fortify the moats with more critters... Drawbridges up, batten down the hatches...

Who said that I would pay a ransom for the Queen? I'm only a minion (unpaid at that)...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Hey now! Someone would have to pay my ransom!

 

[theotherranch]

Sour and Sarge are on one thread trying to blow up the world, Tani is publishing a hit-list here and Spook is trying to kidnap Queen Em!
No wonder I have ulcers!
Queen Em, we need to renegotiate terms here!

Perry

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Perry, did we have terms before? I have this sinking feeling in the pit of my wallet...

 

[theotherranch]

Queen Em, I thought we had terms before but both the Royal Treasury and the Royal Bakery have so far ignored all of my invoices!
I'm going back to chasing ambulances!

Perry

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Nooo! Check with Bluesub for payment...I'm sure she'll straighten you out. I need a lawyer now more than ever it seems...the Kingdom has gone nuts.

 

[theotherranch]

I think the proper term would be nuttier!!
Bluesub is busy filling the moat and locking down the castle. She's probably disconnecting the internet as well.

Perry

 

[Spookwriter]

Our own little Peyton Place, isn't it?

More plots and subplots than anywhere else on the web...

 

[theotherranch]

Will Spook kidnap the Queen?
Will Tani off the Lady?
Will Perry ever get paid?

More later "As The World Turns!"

Perry