*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Bunnylady]

You aren't making fun of us, are you Perry?

You know these are just the "Days of Our Lives".

I'm thinking more like "the Edge of Night" - or maybe we've crossed all the way over into "the Twilight Zone."

UH-OH...

I remember what it meant when Momma Spook needed
a large nesting box....

Em...are you saying???



I'm glad Spook had this wrong. I was beginning to wonder if he was insinuating that Queen Em

had been kissing somebody.

Will Sour and Sarge blow up the world?

Well, Sarge's lady has kinds de-fused that situation, so I think we can safely call that one a Raine-out.

Will Bunny keep hanging around being that she and Bluesub are the only sane ones in the castle?

Um, Sour's the one who's been "hanging around," my subterranean skulking is more like "lurking." And can anyone that spends so much time in a hole in the ground be sane?

Will Eenie ever escape the dungeon?

Probably not, especially if she gets stuck in a lip-lock with Comrade Kissy Fish.

Will JD ever get a day off?

More to the point, would he know what to do with it? Or would he spend the whole time finding new ways to embarrass himself?

Will the Java Twins ever separate?

Dr. Imp might have to perform a modern medical miracle to achieve it - something akin to sawing a woman in half?

Will Bluesub ever get the moat full?
Full of what?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Something scary to be sure Bunny...very scary.



Blue, do we have any Carcharodon carcharias yet?

 

[Tanichca]

Quote: Not taking care of the moat, the creatures were floating belly up. I think you have been inside the castle, making puddings.

 

[Orpingtons4U]

Will Orps be fed to the venomous tarantula cranes?

NOOOOOOOO i think i'm Fine hehe

 

[JD4570]

Will J.D. ever get a day off? If he does, he'll probably forfeit it and cook all day. As for embarrassing myself Bunny, I'm trying to avoid it as much as possible. But sometimes I think it's mission impossible.
Em, White sharks are scary, but if you're after aggressiveness and territoriality, it's hard to beat Carcharhinius leucas . Not to forget they can also live fresh water too.

 

[Spookwriter]

Dear Em:

I hereby apologize for my misunderstanding your comment.
When you mentioned needing a "bigger nesting box" when
I kidnap you, my first (and only) thoughts went to...well, lets
just say they went somewhere else.

Don't laugh. That's still possible, even at your age. Stranger
things have happened. (I think the record is a 70 year old woman
giving birth to twins.)

The size of your derriere never crossed my mind. But you have
a good point : you weigh more than one chicken. So ...we're gonna
need a sturdier nesting box when I kidnap you. I can do that.

However, there are certain rules to follow. I am the kidnap-er. You
are the kidnap-e. You are not supposed to be so anxious to be
captured. You seem...so willing to be cooped up.

But it seems your minions are a bit slow in offering me a Queens
Ransom for you. Not one bid did I hear. Could it be that perhaps
the minions are planning for a new Queen? Dare you trust them
to go your ransom? Or will you be left in my clutches?

Not even Sarge has offered to storm the coop with his last batch of
C-4.

The bucketheads...well, they've been taking their buckets off and
chasing boys.

Blue's swimming in the moat again and Perry is trying to work in some
more soap opera quips. George is still hiding from the FBI.

But reading on another thread, it appears that plane tickets are going up
another five dollars. So it's gonna cost me another ten to kidnap you and
your daughter. With no hope of the ransom being paid...I'll have to think
about it a bit more.

Your Friend,

Spook

 

[bluesub]

But reading on another thread, it appears that plane tickets are going up
another five dollars. So it's gonna cost me another ten to kidnap you and
your daughter. With no hope of the ransom being paid...I'll have to think
about it a bit more.

Your Friend,

Spook

I thought you were paying US to kidnap Em? Where's my money? (and it's gonna cost more than $10 for the privilege of kidnapping the Queen)

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Hear that Spook? Privileged.

Hey, don't I have knights somewhere?

 

[Orpingtons4U]

Dear Em:

I hereby apologize for my misunderstanding your comment.
When you mentioned needing a "bigger nesting box" when
I kidnap you, my first (and only) thoughts went to...well, lets
just say they went somewhere else.

Don't laugh. That's still possible, even at your age. Stranger
things have happened. (I think the record is a 70 year old woman
giving birth to twins.)

The size of your derriere never crossed my mind. But you have
a good point : you weigh more than one chicken. So ...we're gonna
need a sturdier nesting box when I kidnap you. I can do that.

However, there are certain rules to follow. I am the kidnap-er. You
are the kidnap-e. You are not supposed to be so anxious to be
captured. You seem...so willing to be cooped up.

But it seems your minions are a bit slow in offering me a Queens
Ransom for you. Not one bid did I hear. Could it be that perhaps
the minions are planning for a new Queen? Dare you trust them
to go your ransom? Or will you be left in my clutches?

Not even Sarge has offered to storm the coop with his last batch of
C-4.

The bucketheads...well, they've been taking their buckets off and
chasing boys.

Blue's swimming in the moat again and Perry is trying to work in some
more soap opera quips. George is still hiding from the FBI.

But reading on another thread, it appears that plane tickets are going up
another five dollars. So it's gonna cost me another ten to kidnap you and
your daughter. With no hope of the ransom being paid...I'll have to think
about it a bit more.

Your Friend,

Spook

Thats the Spook i remember back in December

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Dear Em:

I hereby apologize for my misunderstanding your comment.
When you mentioned needing a "bigger nesting box" when
I kidnap you, my first (and only) thoughts went to...well, lets
just say they went somewhere else.

Don't laugh. That's still possible, even at your age. Stranger
things have happened. (I think the record is a 70 year old woman
giving birth to twins.)

The size of your derriere never crossed my mind. But you have
a good point : you weigh more than one chicken. So ...we're gonna
need a sturdier nesting box when I kidnap you. I can do that.

However, there are certain rules to follow. I am the kidnap-er. You
are the kidnap-e. You are not supposed to be so anxious to be
captured. You seem...so willing to be cooped up.

But it seems your minions are a bit slow in offering me a Queens
Ransom for you. Not one bid did I hear. Could it be that perhaps
the minions are planning for a new Queen? Dare you trust them
to go your ransom? Or will you be left in my clutches?

Not even Sarge has offered to storm the coop with his last batch of
C-4.

The bucketheads...well, they've been taking their buckets off and
chasing boys.

Blue's swimming in the moat again and Perry is trying to work in some
more soap opera quips. George is still hiding from the FBI.

But reading on another thread, it appears that plane tickets are going up
another five dollars. So it's gonna cost me another ten to kidnap you and
your daughter. With no hope of the ransom being paid...I'll have to think
about it a bit more.

Your Friend,

Spook

Spook, I figure a few days in a coop in Ohio might not be so bad. I might get some peace and quiet while the Kingdom goes insane.