*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

I'm gonna guess rainbow.

 

[Bunnylady]

He's probably pretty grass-stained by this point. He'll definitely belong in the green club tonight!

 

[sourland]

Sourland can give Spook lessons on how to never be allowed to do the laundry again. "Just sayin'."

 

[Spookwriter]

My sheet is a wreck!!!

10:30, it's dark and SHE let me quit. For the night.
FOR THE NIGHT? I wanta quit forever.

This is so not right...making an old Spook like me
work. Mowing grass. Em, I need one of the minions.

Shoulda listened to my dad and bought a tractor with
air conditioning.

Now I've been setting here trying to rest up so I can go
clean up. This is awful. I hurt all over. Even my hurts, hurt.

Changed my mind...not goona kidnap you now. I need YOU
to come and kidnap ME. Save me from this mean evil woman.
Did you take my rocking chair to Mississippi with you?

Spook....looking for a place to hide.

 

[bluesub]

Awww Spook,

Come on over to PA. I won't make you mow (I pay someone to do that... too hilly, might hurt myself...). I do, however, have a lot of undesirable green plants in amongst the things I DID plant. I started pulling them today, overflowed my wagon and I am probably 1/10th of the way through the garden... I will pay you in jellybeans...

I also have two rocking chairs and a porch swing (and a hammock).

 

[Spookwriter]

Oh My God!!!

It's worse than I thought. I was taking my shower and
my hand kept hurting.

I got a BLISTER!!! Working-man hands.

Now I'm gonna have to go the emergency room or
something. Probably going to put my arm in a sling
or at least a cast on my finger. And on one of my best
fingers, even. My jelly-bean eating hand...

Probably takes what, three-four weeks for a blister to
heal?

Blue, I really need kidnapped. Can you come and get me
tonight. I can't even drive a car to run away now...my arm's
broke.

Someone HELP....call 911...my wife's being mean to me.

Spook...in great pain.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Hmm, Spook, I guess I could kidnap you...but what exactly is in it for me?

 

[Bunnylady]

Somehow, I have doubts about Mrs. Spook being real eager to pay a ransom.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Bunny, I tend to agree. I'm thinking Spook needs to pay ME to kidnap him.

 

[Spookwriter]

You two have got me over a barrell.

If you can be here by morning, I'll pay. Any price you want.
I think a mosquito or a bear or something bit me. I can't take
this.

Spook

(You DO take I.O.U's, I hope?)