*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

I can and twist and turn like nothing you've ever seen, Doodles.

Those Kentucky backroads make WV look like the autobahn.

I grew up on a hill so steep, Dad use to have to chain his car to
a tree to keep it in the yard.


Spook...with a silver tongue.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Somebody get Spook a bucket, and take away his shovel. If you must know, Em went offline and spent some "Quality time"...first time I've been away from the stupid sink all day.

 

[Spookwriter]

***Doodlebug, called Doodles, was my big-time childhood
friend. He is now a Baptist preacher.

What memorys just the name of Doodled brings back.

 

[Yessur Ebob]

Somebody get Spook a bucket, and take away his shovel. If you must know, Em went offline and spent some "Quality time"...first time I've been away from the stupid sink all day.

Except for when you were on here, right?

 

[Spookwriter]

Spook with a bucket and a shovel?

Those sound like tools. Spook doesn't do that.
If I had a bucket, or a shovel...I would give them
to my wife to use.

You guys don't know me at all do you?

And here we go again...

Em had "quality time".

In her world, "quality time" is when she and Terry go shopping.

And where did they go, I ask?



Spook...amazed that anyone would expect me to own a shovel.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Nope Bob. Even then, it's likely that I'm posting from my phone...MFB has me chained in the kitchen.

Spook, Em doesn't like shopping. Ever.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

friend.

Now who's delusional? Like Spook's can have friends...you can't even see each other.

 

[Spookwriter]

Aren't you the funny one tonight?

I'll have you know that me and my cousin, Casper, hang out
with our friends all the time.


Spook...who didn't think that joke was very funny.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Aren't you the funny one tonight?

I'll have you know that me and my cousin, Casper, hang out
with our friends all the time.


Spook...who didn't think that joke was very funny.

MFB laughed...so hard that he spit out one of those brownies he stole out of your stash.

 

[Spookwriter]

Hang on, let me check the manual...

Yep, right there is it. Just like I thought.

"No joke may be made by anyone where Spook is laughed at.
You may laugh with --but not at-- the Spook."

And I know that's the rule, 'cause I wrote it.

"NO LAUGHING AT THE SPOOK" signs will be posted around
the kindom later.


Spook