*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[theotherranch]

Since y'all have a law in Alaska about pushing meese out of planes, you better check on pig laws before you try pushing one out a plane!
And by the way, welcome to the Queen's nightm.......er, kingdom! If the cleaning elves ever show up, let me know, they need my address as well!


Perry

 

[Spookwriter]

Okay...I just googled Homer Alaska.

Under things to do it said...."nothing"

But they Do have an airport...would you believe it?
"Moose Airways?

Their motels don't offer seasonal rates....Alaska only
has one season... Winter.

And I've seen the tv shows....there are no cars in Alaska.
Dog sleds... Even a dogsleg dealer there in Homer Alaska.

An' if you live next to a volcano, how comes its cold? Does
it spout snow?

Spook....who thinks Alaska is a curious place.

 

[Spookwriter]

Top 10 reasons not to live in Alaska...

1. It's cold.

2. A bear will eat you.--not just a bear but a GRIZZLY bear.

3. In the summer, your house would melt. (igloo)

4. Moose are bad in Alaska. They fall out of airplanes on you.

5. No gardens...if you could grow a garden, a bear would eat it.
Then the bear would eat you.

Okay, someone else give me the next five.

 

[oldrooster]

Quote: So it's LEGAL to push a DEAD moose from a moving plane huh? I can here it now pilot to bombardier we have acquired the target and we are approaching target in 3 2 1 release the moose!!!!! repeat release the dead moose!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I bow to sir spook and his bird knowledge.

 

[Alaskan]

Okay...I just googled Homer Alaska.

Under things to do it said...."nothing"

Nope, there is snow rolling, and mud rolling.

Right now you can do both, it is a golden season of enjoyment.

But they Do have an airport...would you believe it?
"Moose Airways?

Their motels don't offer seasonal rates....Alaska only
has one season... Winter.

And I've seen the tv shows....there are no cars in Alaska.
Dog sleds... Even a dogsleg dealer there in Homer Alaska.

An' if you live next to a volcano, how comes its cold? Does
it spout snow?

The volcano spouts ash that covers the sun.

We have no sun, only ashy snow and mud. Mushy roads that can swallow cars.

Oh, we do have cars, but none of them work, so they must be pulled by moose. Moose that have never been pushed out of airplanes, no matter how often they asked.

Spook....who thinks Alaska is a curious place.

 

[Spookwriter]

If the moose isn't dead enough when they push
it out, it will be when it hits the ground.

You guess that's how they teach the babys in Alaska
to walk? Throw them out of an airplane and tell them
to walk home. Tough people.

 

[sourland]

Alaskan, welcome - you belong here in the Kingdom. Evidently the long darkness has warped you to the proper level of eccentricity. What took you so long to find us?


Sourland the Normal.

 

[Alaskan]

Alaskan, welcome - you belong here in the Kingdom. Evidently the long darkness has  warped you to the proper level of  eccentricity.  What took you so long to find us?


Sourland the Normal.

Yes yes, long darkness, spotty electricity, .... I mean proper eccentricity.. Got it.

But, if you are Sourland the Normal how can you be here? *boggle*

 

[sourland]

I have also been called - Sourland the delusional.

I periodically hold picnics/barbecues down between the moats. Would you like to attend the next event?

 

[Alaskan]

Sourland?

Did you just offer me FREE FOOD???

I will be there, with bells on (big bells).