*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Tanichca]

Same silly story...now try  "if you give a moose a ride"
and see what comes to mind.

Well, I don't know what came to YOUR mind, but I have possibly the dirtiest mind ever (just ask Eenie) so...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

My goodness. I take a day off to crochet, and you all turn into blabber mouths.

 

[Spookwriter]

Em was trying to crochet?

That sounds like a yarn.

and...


There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. Nothing was held back. Well, almost nothing. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the old man took down the shoebox and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted doilies and a stack of money totaling $250,000. Holy Moly! He asked her about the contents.

"When we were to be married," she started, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doily." The old man was so moved, he had to fight back tears. Only two precious doilies were inside the box! She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. "Honey," he said, "that explains the doilies, but.... what about all this money? Where did it all come from?"

"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the doilies.


But I was taking a nap most of yesterday. I wasn't even here.

I don't know about the rest of these blabbermouths.


Spook

 

[Spookwriter]

But did you read the nonsense posted yesterday?

Who knew Wisher used to be a streetwalker before she
retired?

Or that Sour is apparently on oxygen now, according
to Bunny?

"Moose-dropping" is a sport in Alaska.

So much news yesterday...

 

[sourland]

Give a moose a ride? Generally they end up coming through the windshield - that is not a good thing.

Wisher only walked the streets as a professional adjunct.

Alaskan did not show up at my moat barbecue. Neither did TOG/GLO

or Yebob.

Tani, maybe you do.

 

[Spookwriter]

We don't have any mooses--meece?--here.
They must of all caught a ride to Alaska.

And I don't know for sure about Wisher and her old
profession. Bunny posted something about Wisher
chasing a lot of men.. If I remember I'll have to ask
Wisher.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Wisher does indeed chase men...especially "bad boys".

Yes, I'm learning to crochet. I'm also getting incredibly frustrated, and MFB is worried he's going to have to wear whatever I make.!

 

[Spookwriter]

Wait a minute...let me think this out.

Even Em knows Wisher chases men...bad boys.

I think Bunny said Wisher chases men like me...



BUNNY!!!

Are you saying Spook is some sort of "bad boy"?
HOW could you say that? Nothing bad about a Spook?

An' Em learing to crochet...and can the garden...and
milk a cow....why, pretty soon you're going to be down
right handy to have around.

 

[Alaskan]

An' Em learing to crochet...and can the garden...and
milk a cow....why, pretty soon you're going to be down
right handy to have around.

Em, all you need to be handy is a roll of duct tape and maybe an old torn up tarp.

So stop working so hard, just make sure you have duct tape an old tarp, and maybe a moose. Actually a moose can be very handy.

 

[Alaskan]

I wonder how hard it would be to crochet with duct tape......

Bet you could make a good fish net that way.