*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

Why, Bunny....what big "ears" you have...

 

[Bunnylady]

Now that I'd like to hear!

Didn't know Bunnies can purr? Well, it's true, we do. You have to listen pretty close, 'cause we don't do it very loud, but it's a sound of pure pleasure.

Why, Bunny....what big "ears" you have...

All the better to hear you with, Spook. . . .

 

[Alaskan]

Bunny, what do your teeth look like?

And, do have hot and steamy breath??????

 

[Yessur Ebob]

The elders are being weird again.

Queen Em, I think you may need to invest in some more buckets.

 

[Spookwriter]

Are you saying Em needs a bucket list?

 

[Spookwriter]

She's way out of your league, Alaskan.

She's way prettier than a moose...
(and not nearly as big as a moose)

 

[Alaskan]

The elders are being weird again.  

Queen Em, I think you may need to invest in some more buckets.

Elders?

Elders?

Who be these elders?

Are you calling the snow killing Alaskan of the sharp and very strong teeth ELDERLY?

 

[Alaskan]

She's way out of your league, Alaskan.

She's way prettier than a moose...
(and not nearly as big as a moose)

So she is not large enough to melt away the snow with her warm and steamy breath?

*sigh*

I suppose that is OK, even without my magnificently awesome, strong and studly snow killing dance, the snow is retreating from my continued wrath.

I just though that Bunny could make it melt even faster.


But SPOOK, seeing as you have stopped your scared hiding......

Where is my hot apple pie of piece? No cow pies, no matter how hot or steamy, will be acceptable.

 

[Spookwriter]

Spook would trade some cowpies for some Eskimo pies...

How long have you been in the frozen North? These are
special cowpies I'm offering. They contain seeds. Just plant
the pies, and grow your own cows.

Do they have cows in Alaska?

What is a "vole"? A mouse? A mole? Never heard of them
before.

 

[Alaskan]

Spook would trade some cowpies  for some Eskimo pies...

Do you have any idea what Eskimo pies grow? I really do not think you want them.

Think flies, think cold... I am not going to explain any further, it might hurt me

How long have you been in the frozen North? These are
special cowpies I'm offering. They contain seeds. Just plant
the pies, and grow your own cows.

Do they have cows in Alaska?

I have been up with the frozen chosen long enough to be fully and completely frozen.

Now, we do have things that are called cows, that have calves......some are very tall and furry, some are not so furry and swim lots and lots.

But seeds do not do very well for Alaskan, unless they are special seeds. I do not think. Want your seeds, I think Spook seeds are bad. Blach Blach

What is a "vole"? A mouse? A mole? Never heard of them
before.

A vole is a small rodent, if you feed it all of the food from your table, then they are cute, like small stuffed animals, and they agree to run on my treadmills and so generate friction for yummy delicious heat.

If you do not feed the voles...... Uh.