*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Bunnylady]

*voice echoing in the seemingly empty space*
And you're calling me a very odd lady?

*poof*

For your information, Alaskan, I am a Pooka. Pookas are creatures from Irish folklore (some people say we are mythical. I say they are unenlightened). We have the ability to alter our appearance. I prefer to appear as a rabbit, though some have seen me as a green-eyed lady. But you only see a Pooka when the Pooka lets you. In all my years, I'm afraid I haven't yet perfected the art of appearing and disappearing silently. When I concentrate, I can make just a little sound, but a hasty disappearance is often a bit loud.

'Old Geezer'?

Hasenpfeffer!

See, I told you I have good aim with the slingshot.

 

[sourland]

Slingshot, HECK, that's buckshot to an old geezer. Oops, what did I just say?

 

[Alaskan]

I am familiar with pooka.....

But that word is too close to the name of Garfield's stuffed animal.

So I just think, snugly.

Or Harvey, I also think Harvey.

 

[sourland]

NO, not Harvey. You don't know what he is like. Trust me on that. He lurks in the catacombs in the Labyrinth and is truly deviant in his desires. I will never go there again.

 

[Babybunnies2000]

*the head of a silver rabbit pops out of the ground*
I see you have heard of the legacy of the giant pooka in the labyrinth, Alaskan. But trust me, you do not want to go looking for him.
Uncle Harvey is a very strange pooka...

 

[sourland]

See, Alaskan, even baby

knows of the deviant nature of her uncle.

 

[Alaskan]

*the head of a silver rabbit pops out of the ground*
I see you have heard of the legacy of the giant pooka in the labyrinth, Alaskan. But trust me, you do not want to go looking for him.
Uncle Harvey is a very strange pooka...

But is Uncle Harvey a WARM and strange pooka?

Alaskan loves warm.

And WAIT A MINUTE!

Uncle Harvey isn't the pooka, uncle Harvey TALKS to the pooka. When did Uncle Harvey actually become a pooka?

 

[Babybunnies2000]

Everyone in my family as far as I know is a pooka Alaskan

 

[Alaskan]

Everyone in my family as far as I know is a pooka Alaskan

What are pooka Alaskans? Pookas that are even bigger than usual and spend all of their time doing "snow must die" dances? Alaskan is so confused. Maybe it is because Alaskan currently has itching in places that should not itch.

 

[Babybunnies2000]

Let me rephrase, I meant to say that as far as I know, Alaskan, all of my family members are pookas

Anyways, I strongly advise for you to stay away from my uncle, Harvey is a sick, sick pooka.